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Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba, ba, oh yeah, oh yeah.

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Couldn't stay away, couldn't keep away from the game, had to come right back, play again.

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Cool vibes, cool vibes

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Late November nights

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Playing the game again

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Tower of Chang

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Four towers of Chang

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Which is basically three liters

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Race to the end, fill your glass, send it, race back

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Lads were bleeding blue and white

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All through the night

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Cleo, no roll

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What do you know?

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Thank you for the tip

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Kind of you

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Thank you Frankishcones

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For the tip

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Hope you're keeping well

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That's it!

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That's it!

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That's it!

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*Hot dog, hot dog* Ripe potato, can of cola, lemon soda, or a nice tea.

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You know me, yeah, on TV3, every Tuesday, weekday, night.

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Your hot dog tastes so good.

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The hot dogs taste so good.

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That's Frankie Schoonz and Cleone Roe.

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Thanks job.

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Thank you very much.

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Yeah.

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Alright.

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You know the crack.

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You know how we do this.

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What's the fucking crack?

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How was your sack?

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Were you ever in Iraq?

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Are things back to normal now since the war?

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I don't know.

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I'd say there's still some dodgy stuff happening in Baghdad.

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I heard the last day about Baghdadi.

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They went inside and took him out.

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Took him down like a dog.

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George Bush and the boys.

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Even though it wasn't George Bush.

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It was Donald Trump.

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Reminiscent of the time when they found Saddam Hussein in the hole in Baghdad.

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Baghdad must have been a pain when they caught him.

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Cause he thought he'd managed to avoid them.

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Down a hole in a white vest.

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Watch out.

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There's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

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We'll get out.

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Pumpkin Lips.

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Thank you very much.

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And Bypat.

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And Wee Joe.

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And Quib.

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Thank you very much.

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That tune.

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The tune just brought me back.

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You know.

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The tune is unreal.

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Captain Sack

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Thank you very much

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Ba-ba-ba-ba-da

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Shabba-ba

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Ba-ba-ba-da-ba-ba

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Do-do-do-do-do-do-do

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Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

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It's a shame to have to turn it down

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But that's just the way it goes

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In Chinatown

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Grid-gridrin

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Thank you very much

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That's very kind of you

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Now

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Good man

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Thanks very much there Boots

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Boots

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Bootsy

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Win of the Peking Duck House

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Regular ask about win

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VIP

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I get it

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Nice relaxing game

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Nice relaxing game

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It's a nice relaxing thing too

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You'd fall asleep watching this very easily

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A man on a quest

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To find out who killed his father

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Finds himself out in the back beyonds rural

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Fish out of water

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A Japanese fish

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In a Chinese pond

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Chinese dreams

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China crisis

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China in your hand

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Chinese checkers

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Chinese takeaways

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Chinese fireworks

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Chinese flu

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Chinese flu

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Chinese flu

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Chinese crisis

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Chinese firelighters

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Chinese firelighters

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Chinese fire lighters.

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Chinese fire lighters.

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Lovely herb.

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Chinese chang.

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Chinese chang.

111
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Chinese chang.

112
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Chinese chang.

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Chinese chang.

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Chinese chang.

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Excuse me.

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Welcome to the Peking Duck House.

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Thank you for coming.

118
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I want to see Mr. Wen.

119
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He's up in the mountains fetching some ducks.

120
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Got it.

121
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Thanks for the tip.

122
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He's up with the ducks again.

123
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It's peaceful up here.

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Hello Mr. Wen.

125
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Hello Mr. Wen.

126
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Come to help out again have you?

127
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Catching ducks you mean?

128
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I bet you'd make some good money with those muscles of yours.

129
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So what do you say?

130
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Willem Dafoe wants me to catch a few ducks.

131
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So I think I will first.

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Duck.

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Duck catching.

134
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Thank you kindly.

135
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I just need to catch more ducks today right?

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A lot of the ducks are feeling pretty spry.

137
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So don't go lollygagging.

138
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Don't go lollygagging at the duck house.

139
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Make sure you catch all your ducks.

140
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Put all your ducks in one basket.

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Bring the ducks home then.

142
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You can look after the ducks if you want.

143
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You can harvest them.

144
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Harvest them for Thanksgiving out in the states.

145
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Living out in the states.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

148
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Oh, my God.

149
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Oh, my God.

150
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Oh, my God.

151
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Oh, my God.

152
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Oh, my God.

153
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Speed duck.

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13 ducks in the pot, 65 panda bucks in the claw.

155
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Willem Dafoe pays well for duck.

156
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You're fantastic. Just as I expected.

157
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Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-Chobu-

158
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Choubu Chen. Thank you very much, Choubu Chen.

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Here's your pay. Gave you a little extra today.

160
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Okay. Thanks.

161
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Do come back. You've been a huge help.

162
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Excuse me.

163
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You here for a job?

164
00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:38,880
Actually, I'm here for something else.

165
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I'm looking for a VIP member of the Golden Goose.

166
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You're interested in that, eh?

167
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I'm trying to get a membership myself.

168
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Oh, yeah, fuck.

169
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It's my dream to walk into the VIP room with a lady on each arm.

170
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Okay. Thanks.

171
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Thanks for the take. I see you.

172
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,280
Thank you.

173
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:09,080
Thank you. And TMZ. Thanks very much.

174
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:14,140
I've seen many well-off travelers.

175
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Well-off travelers.

176
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We need to go into the Peking Duck Lounge and find a few well-off travelers who have besmirched my name.

177
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This room is absolutely filthy. Can't they move us?

178
00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:32,760
Okay. Okay. I'll do something about it. Just calm down, all right?

179
00:14:32,820 --> 00:14:36,740
It's those creeps. It's those creeps we seen earlier on.

180
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I knew there were fucking something weird about them.

181
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A pair of fucking twats.

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Take them out.

183
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We're gonna take them out.

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Strange people.

185
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We've seen the hotel earlier on.

186
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They were as odd as two left feet.

187
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Fucking Tweedledee and Tweedledum.

188
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I had them pegged.

189
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The moment they came in, I knew they were up to no good.

190
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I knew they were dodgeballers.

191
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That we were gonna have to eventually cross paths.

192
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And one of us was gonna fucking survive.

193
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Why would you not be able to fucking die?

194
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China feet.

195
00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:06,940
Is Tom in this Gabriel?

196
00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:07,560
No, he isn't.

197
00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:09,120
But we had a phone call to Tom.

198
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Back in the hotel.

199
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And, uh...

200
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,200
It was a bit of a shame, really.

201
00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:15,020
It was a bit of a letdown.

202
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:15,440
I'm...

203
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:16,380
I don't know.

204
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,120
It was a different voice.

205
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:23,220
So it was like you weren't even talking to Tom.

206
00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:25,460
It was like some fucking Tom imposter.

207
00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:41,720
How does this game compare to the previous RS?

208
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:42,860
It's the same, man.

209
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:44,480
It's the same.

210
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Apart from...

211
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You can't talk to absolutely everyone in the game.

212
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See this guy.

213
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:51,740
Oh, you can talk to him.

214
00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:53,740
So you can't just talk to her.

215
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,100
Whereas in the previous two, you could talk to anyone.

216
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Do they still do gulags in China?

217
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,880
I don't know, but I heard yesterday there was a...

218
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,360
There were concentration camps out there.

219
00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:10,500
I was on the news yesterday.

220
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:11,000
They...

221
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:13,540
Something blew that wide open.

222
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,380
Was it like the China cables or something?

223
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Rich people.

224
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Yeah?

225
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:33,420
That couple, maybe?

226
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Two or seven.

227
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Two or seven.

228
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:59,320
Two or seven.

229
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Two or seven.

230
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:14,820
Not in it seems.

231
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I'll ask the front desk about where they went.

232
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Hey boots.

233
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Thank you very much.

234
00:18:24,780 --> 00:18:39,000
Pardon me.

235
00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:40,500
What do you want?

236
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,340
Do you know where the couple in room 207 went?

237
00:18:43,860 --> 00:18:47,080
They didn't like their room, so they upgraded to a suite.

238
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These rich people always think they can have their way, so I made them pay extra.

239
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Ha!

240
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:54,500
Which suite?

241
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Room 203.

242
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203.

243
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*music*

244
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,040
*knock*

245
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,040
Excuse me.

246
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,040
*knock*

247
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,040
*knock*

248
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,040
Oh, it's you.

249
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:41,040
Can I ask you a question?

250
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,040
What is it?

251
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:47,040
Are you a VIP member of the Golden Goose?

252
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:51,040
The Golden Goose? I am. What of it?

253
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,040
Could you give me a referral?

254
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,040
What?!

255
00:19:55,040 --> 00:20:01,040
What?! I'm about to go have the time of my life with my beloved Shui Hua, and you want me to do what?!

256
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:04,040
Isn't that right, Shui Hua?

257
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,040
What are you babbling on about?

258
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,040
Huh?

259
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:12,040
This is the man who returned my bag when it was snatched!

260
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:15,040
The least you could do is hear him out!

261
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,040
Yes, dear.

262
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:19,040
Referral? A referral, was it?

263
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*music*

264
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,040
What kind of referral did you want?

265
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:27,040
A referral to become a Golden Goose VIP.

266
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,040
Far further, thank you very much.

267
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Come in, my heart, buddy!

268
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*music*

269
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Could you wait a moment?

270
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*music*

271
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*music*

272
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Cheers out there to Farfurda!

273
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Hope you're keeping well, player!

274
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Happy Thanksgiving!

275
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Gobble, gobble!

276
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And all the rest!

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00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,040
Chairman Mao CCCP!

278
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,040
Hopefully you're okay.

279
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:09,040
Thanks very much for the tip.

280
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,040
Good luck!

281
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,040
Chang!

282
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,040
Good Chang!

283
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,040
Good Chang!

284
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,040
Ka-chan!

285
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:44,040
Now onto the Golden Goose, the Casino Royale in the middle of this town. Wherever this town is. Out in rural fucking China or somewhere like.

286
00:21:44,040 --> 00:22:01,040
Chinese are doing well for themselves anyway. Chinese are doing really well for themselves. I'm gonna go over and see if there's any fucking forklift jobs going down here first before we go to Chinatown. Look at this guy's... See what Riff is fucking shlinging.

287
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,040
No shit.

288
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:10,040
Do you know the way to New Paradise? It's way over there.

289
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,040
Got it. Thanks for the tip.

290
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,040
Cheers, man.

291
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,040
Cheers, man.

292
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,040
Excuse me.

293
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:50,040
Hello! Welcome! We have the freshest fruit in all of Njau'u. Have a look and see what's best.

294
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,040
Do you know where New Paradise is?

295
00:22:55,040 --> 00:23:06,040
New Paradise? They're up above the promenade. Do you know the game arcade that's up in the promenade? It's right across from that.

296
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,040
Okay, thanks.

297
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,040
I just... All I wanted was some fucking garlic.

298
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,040
Excuse me.

299
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:22,040
Welcome! I've got the sweetest, juiciest fruit in town!

300
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:27,040
Yeah, go on. Sell us the fruit there. That's what I wanted in the first place.

301
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,040
Bunch of bananas please, thanks.

302
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,240
Thanks again! No problem.

303
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:55,320
No new my creature, just it's closer to the source.

304
00:23:55,320 --> 00:24:09,320
I think maybe necessary as well because if you're playing late night and you're shouting and shit, I don't know, maybe people will turn off.

305
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:19,000
Not pleasant. Not to say my voice isn't fucking pleasant or anything.

306
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:25,640
Needs to be kept at nice room temperature volume, do you know what I mean?

307
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:33,080
Hang on. Where the fuck am I going now? Am I going to when?

308
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,520
Might be too much breathing.

309
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,800
Yeah. One two, one two, one two, one two.

310
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:49,800
Bleh.

311
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,640
I move away from the mic to breathe in.

312
00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:02,520
I move towards the mic to breathe out.

313
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:10,520
New paradise, oh yeah.

314
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:12,920
A few bananas in.

315
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:42,900
in.

316
00:25:42,900 --> 00:26:06,940
I got a referral. Yeah, Michael, it's the accelerating game pace. It brought me back in. Just when I thought I was out. Fucking wrote me back in. What was that?

317
00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:20,180
What happened there? Did I show her the VIP membership or something?

318
00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:32,180
Maybe.

319
00:26:32,180 --> 00:26:34,180
Maybe.

320
00:26:34,180 --> 00:26:53,780
Excuse me. Greetings. Welcome to the Golden Goose, your palace of pleasure. Palace of pleasure. Do you require assistance? Yes, please. Can you assist me? I have a VIP member's referral. Then please see the staff member over there. Thank you.

321
00:26:54,180 --> 00:27:01,560
You know, they could have just like tilted the camera to show you where because I keep on going to the wrong person.

322
00:27:04,180 --> 00:27:07,180
Maybe Google Gangquay will...

323
00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:18,640
Pardon me. What can I do for you? I'd like to apply for a VIP card. Please note that it will take about two months to process. What?

324
00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:30,180
Huh? I was told that you can get a VIP card right away if you have a referral. Do you happen to have one? Yes. Please produce it now.

325
00:27:34,180 --> 00:27:50,180
It's Brandon Flowers from the Killers. Here you go. Very well. That will be 300 yuan. What? You charge a fee? I collect a 300 yuan processing and handling fee.

326
00:27:50,180 --> 00:28:02,180
Chinese Hairy Flam. I'll pay. I shall now issue your card. Be sure to bring it with you whenever you come.

327
00:28:10,180 --> 00:28:20,180
Do you notice my health goes down when I'm inside the casino. Like it's on a little ticker. See there look. Health bottom left of that.

328
00:28:23,180 --> 00:28:24,180
Why?

329
00:28:25,180 --> 00:28:28,180
I'll need to see your VIP card sir.

330
00:28:29,180 --> 00:28:30,180
Ah, my card.

331
00:28:37,180 --> 00:28:39,180
The Woo Lin Shoe.

332
00:28:54,180 --> 00:28:55,180
I just want to read the back of this.

333
00:28:58,180 --> 00:28:59,180
Ah, it's in Chinese.

334
00:29:01,180 --> 00:29:08,180
Can't read Chinese man.

335
00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:11,180
I'm a VIP member.

336
00:29:11,180 --> 00:29:13,180
Many thanks sir.

337
00:29:13,180 --> 00:29:14,180
Enjoy yourself.

338
00:29:14,180 --> 00:29:15,180
Thanks for the tip. I see.

339
00:29:15,180 --> 00:29:27,180
Big Papa Mario. Thank you very much.

340
00:29:27,180 --> 00:29:31,180
Please tell Ian Cummins that he's a leper.

341
00:29:32,180 --> 00:29:34,180
And his farts smell like shite.

342
00:29:35,180 --> 00:29:40,180
You're sorry and you're a leper man.

343
00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:41,180
And, um...

344
00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:45,180
Yeah, you're fucking...

345
00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:49,180
Your farts smell like shite man.

346
00:29:50,180 --> 00:29:51,180
Sorry.

347
00:29:53,180 --> 00:29:53,180
Sorry.

348
00:29:53,180 --> 00:29:58,180
I was drinking at the bustling diner when this Japanese guy wanted to fight me with karate.

349
00:29:58,180 --> 00:29:59,180
Wow! That's crazy!

350
00:29:59,180 --> 00:30:00,180
And then, and then...

351
00:30:00,180 --> 00:30:01,180
That karate punk broke a glass and tried to attack Big Bro with it, but...

352
00:30:01,180 --> 00:30:02,180
Karate punk.

353
00:30:02,180 --> 00:30:03,180
But? But?

354
00:30:03,180 --> 00:30:13,120
I was drinking at the bustling diner when this Japanese guy wanted to fight me with karate.

355
00:30:13,860 --> 00:30:15,820
Wow, that's crazy!

356
00:30:16,420 --> 00:30:17,560
And then, and then?

357
00:30:18,340 --> 00:30:22,720
That karate punk broke a glass and tried to attack Big Bro with it, but...

358
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:23,460
Karate punk.

359
00:30:23,460 --> 00:30:24,560
But? But?

360
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,360
Big Bro dodged it by hair and countered him.

361
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,600
That karate wimp ran away with his tail between his legs.

362
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:38,260
We went after him, but I gotta say, he was a master at running away.

363
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,840
I guess that's the one thing karate practitioners are good at.

364
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,420
Isn't that right, bro?

365
00:30:45,820 --> 00:30:47,400
Yeah, I guess so.

366
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:52,320
Amazing! You're so strong!

367
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:53,080
Hey.

368
00:30:54,660 --> 00:30:56,520
Pick on someone your own size.

369
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:57,860
What's your problem?

370
00:30:58,400 --> 00:30:58,780
Do it!

371
00:30:59,200 --> 00:30:59,560
Bro!

372
00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:01,000
It's him again!

373
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:04,480
Scrap time.

374
00:31:04,580 --> 00:31:05,760
How dare you!

375
00:31:06,340 --> 00:31:08,400
I won't let you off easy this time!

376
00:31:09,860 --> 00:31:10,420
Women!

377
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:12,400
Okay.

378
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,600
Batter these guys now.

379
00:31:24,860 --> 00:31:25,380
Been training.

380
00:31:33,380 --> 00:31:34,620
What's with this guy?

381
00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:39,300
Oh, piece of...

382
00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:45,300
Now I'm pissed.

383
00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:47,300
Can hammer in the middle.

384
00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:53,300
You punk!

385
00:31:55,300 --> 00:31:57,300
Let's pick this guy.

386
00:31:57,300 --> 00:31:59,300
You can't be serious.

387
00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:02,300
Punk.

388
00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:05,300
What is this?

389
00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:11,300
Come on, kid.

390
00:32:28,300 --> 00:32:30,300
I'm training, man.

391
00:32:30,300 --> 00:32:32,300
I'm training.

392
00:32:32,300 --> 00:32:40,700
*Ballooning*

393
00:32:40,700 --> 00:32:43,300
*Ballooning*

394
00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:44,300
*Ballooning*

395
00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:45,300
Where is Dren?

396
00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:46,300
Dren?

397
00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:48,300
The stonemason from Bailube.

398
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:49,300
*Ballooning*

399
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:50,300
*Ballooning*

400
00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:51,300
Bailube.

401
00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:52,300
*Ballooning*

402
00:32:52,300 --> 00:32:55,300
Oh that old man, we brought him to our office!

403
00:32:55,300 --> 00:32:56,300
*Ballooning*

404
00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:59,300
Did someone just drop a bomb on this ship?

405
00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:01,300
'Cause that stuff was a blast.

406
00:33:01,300 --> 00:33:03,400
Where do I find this office?

407
00:33:04,620 --> 00:33:06,460
You gotta go around Hotel Niawu.

408
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:07,780
Draw a map.

409
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:09,640
Okay.

410
00:33:10,420 --> 00:33:13,240
But I can't draw anything until you let me go.

411
00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:14,020
Come on.

412
00:33:14,220 --> 00:33:15,260
Let go of me.

413
00:33:15,260 --> 00:33:45,240
Let go of me.

414
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,120
Hey.

415
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,360
We'd better hurry.

416
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:49,340
Oh boy.

417
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:55,780
Excuse me.

418
00:33:56,460 --> 00:33:57,300
Thanks for the tin.

419
00:33:58,160 --> 00:33:58,680
I see.

420
00:34:01,260 --> 00:34:01,980
Super Ted.

421
00:34:02,060 --> 00:34:02,860
Thank you very much.

422
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,200
I hope you're giving well, man.

423
00:34:08,060 --> 00:34:10,940
Jeez, my fucking health is about to go down.

424
00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:11,780
About to die.

425
00:34:11,780 --> 00:34:41,760
*music*

426
00:34:41,760 --> 00:35:01,760
*music*

427
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:23,760
*music*

428
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,760
*music*

429
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,760
*music*

430
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:27,760
*music*

431
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,760
*music*

432
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:47,760
*music*

433
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,760
*music*

434
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,760
*music*

435
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:53,760
*music*

436
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,760
*music*

437
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:57,760
*music*

438
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,760
*music*

439
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,760
*music*

440
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,760
*music*

441
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:03,760
*music*

442
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,760
*music*

443
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,760
*music*

444
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:07,760
*music*

445
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,760
*music*

446
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,760
*music*

447
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:16,320
Hope you're well. Been following Shenmue after some of the old annual leave.

448
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,520
Missed the start of the stream. Is he still a dry shite?

449
00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:23,580
Ah, dry enough now, yeah, yeah. The game's pretty dry-like.

450
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:30,500
You're going around eating garlic and fucking picking herbs.

451
00:36:31,420 --> 00:36:35,780
Fishing. Fighting. Training with wooden dummies.

452
00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:38,780
And looking for this group.

453
00:36:38,860 --> 00:36:43,180
Remember in the first game it was like the mad angels. You had to go down the docks.

454
00:36:44,100 --> 00:36:48,880
And now we found out where these fuckers are. Surprise, surprise, they're down the docks.

455
00:36:50,940 --> 00:36:55,360
It's probably going to end up having to get a job in a forklift or something like that.

456
00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:00,400
Doing a bit of forkliftage. No running in the temple anyway.

457
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:15,260
The action is staggering. The pace is relentless. It's a pumping powerhouse of a game.

458
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,720
A real blockbuster.

459
00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:23,500
If you called it that.

460
00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:38,220
You have to eat a lot of bananas as well. Or garlic.

461
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,180
She is the fruit lady.

462
00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:44,580
Excuse me.

463
00:37:45,580 --> 00:37:46,060
Welcome.

464
00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:50,320
I've got the sweetest, juiciest fruit in town.

465
00:37:53,380 --> 00:37:53,980
Bye.

466
00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:58,140
Thanks for the tip.

467
00:37:58,500 --> 00:37:59,340
Thank you very much.

468
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,200
Captain Sack.

469
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:03,020
Thank you very much.

470
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:12,320
Was that mystical magic theme with the sword in the rock at the end of 2 ever explained on yet?

471
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,600
Maybe it will be soon enough.

472
00:38:14,540 --> 00:38:15,420
Not now anyways.

473
00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:17,220
If it has, then...

474
00:38:17,220 --> 00:38:20,280
I missed it.

475
00:38:29,980 --> 00:38:30,640
Excuse me.

476
00:38:31,220 --> 00:38:32,160
Thanks for the tip.

477
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:33,540
I see.

478
00:38:36,020 --> 00:38:36,900
Thank you very much.

479
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:38,020
Box is a cobra toxin.

480
00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:43,520
I'm looking for some sailors.

481
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:57,080
Maybe, yeah.

482
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:27,060
*music*

483
00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:57,040
*music*

484
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,040
*music*

485
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:09,040
Changzoo route is pretty hard to come by. I've got a lot of licorice, a lot of bellflower, a lot of jujube.

486
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:21,040
*music*

487
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,040
*music*

488
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,040
*music*

489
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,040
*music*

490
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,040
*music*

491
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:53,320
Excuse me, thanks for the tip, I see.

492
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:57,320
Thanks very much clone.

493
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:00,940
I'll give you the recap of what happened after we have this battle now.

494
00:41:00,940 --> 00:41:01,940
Boss!

495
00:41:01,940 --> 00:41:02,940
This is him!

496
00:41:02,940 --> 00:41:08,780
The Japanese guy who got in our way!

497
00:41:08,780 --> 00:41:16,640
You've got some guts to barge in here on your own.

498
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,180
Where's Yuen?

499
00:41:19,180 --> 00:41:20,180
Yuen?

500
00:41:20,180 --> 00:41:22,180
That half croaked geezer?

501
00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:25,600
Or that hard ass grandpa?

502
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:55,600
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

503
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,600
Yeah.

504
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,600
Yeah.

505
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,600
Yeah.

506
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,600
Yeah.

507
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,600
Yeah.

508
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,600
Yeah.

509
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,600
Yeah.

510
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,600
Come on.

511
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:15,600
Here I go.

512
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,600
Come on.

513
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:21,600
What is this?

514
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:35,600
What's with this guy?

515
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,600
I

516
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:52,940
With this guy whoops

517
00:42:52,940 --> 00:43:06,740
You're kidding on

518
00:43:06,740 --> 00:43:20,520
What's with this guy

519
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:24,960
I'm training man

520
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:26,280
That's what's with me

521
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,140
Get back to

522
00:43:28,140 --> 00:43:30,520
Back to the dow jow with you

523
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:39,060
None of you interrupt our fight

524
00:43:39,060 --> 00:43:47,380
Who's this that

525
00:43:47,380 --> 00:43:48,340
I don't want to fight this guy

526
00:43:48,340 --> 00:43:50,600
I have no snake power on me

527
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,460
Might need to go and get some snake power

528
00:43:52,460 --> 00:44:11,820
Snake power man

529
00:44:11,820 --> 00:44:19,580
Dahi thank you very much

530
00:44:19,580 --> 00:44:22,700
I hope you're keeping well

531
00:44:22,700 --> 00:44:25,380
I hope you're keeping well

532
00:44:25,380 --> 00:44:26,080
Thank you very much

533
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:31,620
This is a bit of a shit show now

534
00:44:31,620 --> 00:44:33,280
I'm gonna have to go and get some fucking

535
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:34,760
Snake juice

536
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:49,100
Off you go

537
00:44:49,100 --> 00:44:52,380
Train more before you come back

538
00:44:52,380 --> 00:44:58,360
Train more

539
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:01,020
Train more before you come back

540
00:45:01,020 --> 00:45:03,120
Yes I nearly

541
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,440
I nearly had them all

542
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:08,040
It's all about the snake juice now

543
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:10,640
And I've got enough money together

544
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:11,280
Through gambling

545
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:12,440
Through fishing

546
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:13,940
Through collecting herbs

547
00:45:13,940 --> 00:45:14,360
Selling

548
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:15,240
Wheeler dealing

549
00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:22,660
I just go back again in the morning

550
00:45:22,660 --> 00:45:24,000
With some fucking snake juice

551
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,200
Is she crying is she

552
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:26,500
Damn it

553
00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:27,500
Leo

554
00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:30,540
Leo what happened

555
00:45:30,540 --> 00:45:33,460
I went to the red snakes hideout

556
00:45:33,460 --> 00:45:34,880
They're a hideout

557
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:37,380
I heard mr.

558
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:38,060
Yan was there

559
00:45:38,060 --> 00:45:38,540
So

560
00:45:38,540 --> 00:45:40,260
My father

561
00:45:40,260 --> 00:45:40,740
But

562
00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:42,540
I didn't see him anywhere

563
00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:47,140
I have to defeat their leader

564
00:45:47,140 --> 00:45:48,740
No matter what it takes

565
00:45:48,740 --> 00:45:49,640
Are you

566
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,960
Leo

567
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,800
He's gushed

568
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,060
He's kinda the gushed

569
00:45:56,060 --> 00:45:56,720
This is nothing

570
00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:58,080
I'll be fine

571
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,080
I'm here.

572
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:29,060
I'm here.

573
00:46:29,060 --> 00:46:43,740
Thanks very much Kev.

574
00:46:43,740 --> 00:46:47,100
Yeti to Johnston's wireless printer.

575
00:46:47,100 --> 00:46:50,980
And Rich and Rob no doubt watched.

576
00:46:50,980 --> 00:46:52,980
Look at you.

577
00:46:52,980 --> 00:46:54,980
Finally proving useful.

578
00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:58,980
You might want to brush up on your fighting skills a bit though.

579
00:46:58,980 --> 00:47:00,980
Still, you did good man.

580
00:47:00,980 --> 00:47:02,980
I don't want to hear it.

581
00:47:02,980 --> 00:47:04,980
Leave the rest to me.

582
00:47:04,980 --> 00:47:09,980
I feel like I've finally gotten my bearings.

583
00:47:09,980 --> 00:47:11,980
Give me a call when you head for the hideout.

584
00:47:11,980 --> 00:47:14,980
I'll be waiting up on the second floor of the ferry terminal.

585
00:47:14,980 --> 00:47:16,980
Don't forget, I'm serious man.

586
00:47:16,980 --> 00:47:17,980
Got it.

587
00:47:17,980 --> 00:47:17,980
Excuse me.

588
00:47:17,980 --> 00:47:17,980
Thanks for the tip.

589
00:47:17,980 --> 00:47:18,980
I see.

590
00:47:18,980 --> 00:47:19,980
Chinese herb.

591
00:47:19,980 --> 00:47:21,980
Thanks for the tip.

592
00:47:21,980 --> 00:47:22,980
Thanks for the tip.

593
00:47:22,980 --> 00:47:22,980
I see.

594
00:47:22,980 --> 00:47:23,980
Chinese herb.

595
00:47:23,980 --> 00:47:24,980
Thanks for the tip.

596
00:47:24,980 --> 00:47:28,980
Thoughts on the dead sheep situation in the Black Sea.

597
00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:29,980
Thinking it might have been an inside job.

598
00:47:29,980 --> 00:47:29,980
Dead sheep.

599
00:47:29,980 --> 00:47:30,980
Dead sheep.

600
00:47:30,980 --> 00:47:40,340
sea Chinese herb thanks for the tip thoughts on the dead sheep situation in

601
00:47:40,340 --> 00:47:46,500
the Black Sea thinking it might have been an inside job dead sheep

602
00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:53,500
It's a good winter.

603
00:47:53,500 --> 00:48:00,500
It's a good winter.

604
00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:07,500
It's a good winter.

605
00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:19,500
Look at this.

606
00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:25,500
Where the fuck is he at?

607
00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:36,500
Red snakes.

608
00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:43,500
Let's do it.

609
00:48:51,500 --> 00:48:56,500
Hey.

610
00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:59,500
Hey, you punks! Show yourselves!

611
00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:01,500
I'll be fighting you this time.

612
00:49:01,500 --> 00:49:04,500
I'm not like the weakling you fought before.

613
00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:07,500
Hey.

614
00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:09,500
Who the hell is this?

615
00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:10,500
Huh?

616
00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:11,500
With you.

617
00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:13,500
Back to the snake.

618
00:49:13,500 --> 00:49:14,500
Shut your...

619
00:49:14,500 --> 00:49:16,500
It's a bit loud. Sorry.

620
00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:19,500
You're stuck cowering in jail!

621
00:49:19,500 --> 00:49:20,500
You smugs!

622
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:21,500
You snake!

623
00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:25,500
Boy, that would kill!

624
00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:30,500
Shit.

625
00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:32,500
Should've got a bit of garlic.

626
00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:34,500
Didn't even get any garlic.

627
00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:42,500
Doesn't matter. I can't pull in this.

628
00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:47,500
Nice.

629
00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:49,500
Nice.

630
00:49:49,500 --> 00:50:19,480
Oh, yeah.

631
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:22,520
Leather and left. Left, right and center.

632
00:50:23,860 --> 00:50:25,220
Towers of Shang and everything.

633
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,720
Someone did a remix.

634
00:50:49,460 --> 00:50:51,460
Hey!

635
00:51:16,460 --> 00:51:18,460
Who is this guy? He's a monster!

636
00:51:18,460 --> 00:51:23,460
Watch out! There's a fucking tigerjack coming down! We'll get off!

637
00:51:23,460 --> 00:51:24,460
No!

638
00:51:26,460 --> 00:51:27,460
Huh?

639
00:51:27,460 --> 00:51:28,460
Huh?

640
00:51:28,460 --> 00:51:29,460
Huh?

641
00:51:29,460 --> 00:51:39,460
Huh?

642
00:51:39,460 --> 00:51:41,460
Huh?

643
00:52:05,460 --> 00:52:07,460
Fuck

644
00:52:07,460 --> 00:52:09,460
Still gonna need that snake juice

645
00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:11,460
*Gunshot*

646
00:52:11,460 --> 00:52:13,460
*Gunshot*

647
00:52:13,460 --> 00:52:15,460
*Gunshot*

648
00:52:15,460 --> 00:52:36,360
There's no way we can take this gorilla.

649
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,900
Damn it.

650
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:41,600
Let's get out of here.

651
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:55,260
Collapsible baton.

652
00:52:55,260 --> 00:52:59,060
Go and get the collapsible baton down the pawn shop.

653
00:52:59,060 --> 00:53:15,220
Wowza. That was a close one.

654
00:53:16,580 --> 00:53:16,880
Leon.

655
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:18,320
Shenhua.

656
00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:23,360
Hoo-wee. Who would have thought you hooked up with a girl?

657
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:25,780
Leon, who is he?

658
00:53:25,780 --> 00:53:28,440
Oh, this is Ren.

659
00:53:29,300 --> 00:53:29,960
MC Ren.

660
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,980
So, you've already told her stories about me, huh?

661
00:53:34,220 --> 00:53:36,520
But that doesn't mean you can leave me in the dark.

662
00:53:36,900 --> 00:53:38,260
Where did you meet a girl like this?

663
00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:41,660
Hmm?

664
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:44,180
What's the matter, Ren?

665
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:47,660
Uh, never mind.

666
00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:49,160
It's none of my business.

667
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:50,960
I'll see you around.

668
00:53:53,140 --> 00:53:54,500
Seriously, that guy.

669
00:53:57,540 --> 00:53:59,120
Maybe we should turn in for the night.

670
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:00,880
Sure.

671
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:03,220
Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

672
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,680
Good night.

673
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:27,320
Hey, you.

674
00:54:28,020 --> 00:54:28,480
Yes.

675
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:30,920
You need to pay for your room tonight.

676
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:33,780
Don't tell me you don't have any cash.

677
00:54:34,620 --> 00:54:36,180
No, I do.

678
00:54:38,700 --> 00:54:40,140
Ah, thank you.

679
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:43,760
Peace.

680
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:46,400
Story development.

681
00:54:47,260 --> 00:54:47,860
Peace.

682
00:54:50,660 --> 00:54:52,740
I won't be worth anything if I don't eat.

683
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:54,360
Get some sleep lead.

684
00:54:56,260 --> 00:55:26,240
*sad music*

685
00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:40,240
*sad music* The pace has dropped too much Kev is it? There's nothing I can do about that Kev. The pace is dictated by the game. There's nothing I can do about that.

686
00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:42,240
*sad music*

687
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:43,240
*sad music*

688
00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:44,240
*sad music*

689
00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:45,240
*sad music*

690
00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:46,240
*sad music*

691
00:55:46,240 --> 00:55:47,240
*sad music*

692
00:55:47,240 --> 00:55:48,240
*sad music*

693
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:49,240
*sad music*

694
00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:50,240
*sad music*

695
00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:51,240
*sad music*

696
00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:52,240
*sad music*

697
00:55:52,240 --> 00:55:53,240
*sad music*

698
00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:54,240
*sad music*

699
00:55:54,240 --> 00:56:01,700
everybody's got a weakness I'm sure of it what is his style yeah he had a weird

700
00:56:01,700 --> 00:56:09,100
looking stance I've never seen it before even use some moves that resemble

701
00:56:09,100 --> 00:56:14,860
animals if we figure out his style we might be able to find a way to beat him

702
00:56:14,860 --> 00:56:24,240
you know any martial arts experts an expert I should

703
00:56:24,240 --> 00:56:27,140
talk to mr. sure

704
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:47,740
excuse me thanks for the tip I see thanks very much good gasket

705
00:56:54,240 --> 00:57:00,480
was there really a dead a dead sheep situation in the the black sea or was

706
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:03,140
that was that a joke

707
00:57:03,140 --> 00:57:30,800
Excuse me, thanks for the tip. I see. Absolutely sending it. Thank you very much. Shoutout to Kev. Merion Road, a real G. All the best Kev.

708
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:59,460
While we're on the way to Mr. Shoes Gaff, I don't want to listen to this music they've laid out for me. So maybe I took the liberty after the last game, after the last stream ended there. I didn't switch off the console and recorded for a couple of minutes. You know what I recorded, right?

709
00:57:59,460 --> 00:58:29,440
Thank you.

710
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:31,440
Thank you.

711
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:31,440
Thank you.

712
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:31,440
Thank you.

713
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:33,440
Thank you.

714
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,460
Da da da

715
00:58:35,460 --> 00:58:38,000
Da da da da da

716
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,320
Da da da

717
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:43,900
Towers of Chang

718
00:58:43,900 --> 00:58:45,120
Towers of Chang

719
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:46,720
Sending it

720
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:49,200
Absolutely sending it

721
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:50,360
Sending it

722
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:52,040
Sending it

723
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:55,940
That's a bleeding blue and white

724
00:58:55,940 --> 00:58:58,340
That's a bleeding blue and white

725
00:58:58,340 --> 00:59:00,820
Or 38

726
00:59:00,820 --> 00:59:04,580
John

727
00:59:04,580 --> 00:59:06,720
You're 38

728
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:10,280
Bleeding blue and white

729
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:11,500
Bleeding blue and white

730
00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:19,000
Sending it

731
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,200
Sending it

732
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:31,660
Some of that

733
00:59:31,660 --> 00:59:43,160
Mr. Scher

734
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:44,760
Oh

735
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:46,260
Hey there

736
00:59:46,260 --> 00:59:47,760
Let's have a round

737
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:49,200
We can talk after that

738
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:59,860
Thanks very much Johnson

739
00:59:59,860 --> 01:00:02,440
Tell Kev Collins I'll see him at work tomorrow

740
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:04,500
Few directors to check

741
01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:05,740
Don't know what that means man

742
01:00:05,740 --> 01:00:08,000
But hopefully all is well

743
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:11,000
As we enter the thunder draw

744
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:14,620
Against Percy pudding

745
01:00:14,620 --> 01:00:19,260
Xx circle circle xx circle circle

746
01:00:19,260 --> 01:00:26,940
Fucking shit again

747
01:00:26,940 --> 01:00:47,940
Slope it's fetched

748
01:00:47,940 --> 01:01:01,940
slow it's fetched furiously fetched

749
01:01:01,940 --> 01:01:15,940
hahaha

750
01:01:15,940 --> 01:01:29,940
*sad music*

751
01:01:29,940 --> 01:01:31,940
you don't say

752
01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:37,940
i'm sure he said something chinese there but it sounded like you don't say

753
01:01:41,940 --> 01:01:43,940
kung fu away boys

754
01:01:43,940 --> 01:01:45,940
kung fu away

755
01:01:45,940 --> 01:01:47,940
thunder palm away boys

756
01:01:47,940 --> 01:01:49,940
thunder palm away

757
01:01:49,940 --> 01:01:53,940
excuse me

758
01:01:53,940 --> 01:01:55,940
thanks for the tip

759
01:01:55,940 --> 01:01:57,940
i see

760
01:01:57,940 --> 01:01:59,940
Valtteri Bottas

761
01:01:59,940 --> 01:02:01,940
thank you very much for your kind and generous tip

762
01:02:01,940 --> 01:02:03,940
from an F1 racer

763
01:02:03,940 --> 01:02:05,940
this pace is sufficient

764
01:02:05,940 --> 01:02:07,940
you say power on youngblood

765
01:02:07,940 --> 01:02:09,940
so uh

766
01:02:09,940 --> 01:02:11,940
what did you want to talk about

767
01:02:11,940 --> 01:02:13,940
i'm gonna ask you about kung fu style

768
01:02:13,940 --> 01:02:13,940
thanks very much man

769
01:02:13,940 --> 01:02:15,940
sure what's up

770
01:02:15,940 --> 01:02:17,940
it uses a peculiar stance

771
01:02:17,940 --> 01:02:19,940
that's so

772
01:02:19,940 --> 01:02:23,940
the guy kept his head low and his arms raised behind him

773
01:02:23,940 --> 01:02:25,940
do you know what the style is called

774
01:02:25,940 --> 01:02:27,940
no idea

775
01:02:27,940 --> 01:02:29,940
there were animal movements mixed in

776
01:02:29,940 --> 01:02:31,940
oh

777
01:02:31,940 --> 01:02:33,940
then that's easy

778
01:02:33,940 --> 01:02:35,940
if it was a monkey that's monkey fist

779
01:02:35,940 --> 01:02:37,940
crane is white crane

780
01:02:37,940 --> 01:02:39,940
a tiger is tiger fist

781
01:02:39,940 --> 01:02:41,940
snake

782
01:02:41,940 --> 01:02:43,940
snake that's snake style

783
01:02:43,940 --> 01:02:45,940
and giraffe that's giraffe

784
01:02:45,940 --> 01:02:45,940
excuse me

785
01:02:45,940 --> 01:02:47,940
thanks for the tip

786
01:02:47,940 --> 01:02:47,940
yeah

787
01:02:47,940 --> 01:02:49,940
okay i got it i see

788
01:02:49,940 --> 01:02:51,940
lindy thank you very much

789
01:02:51,940 --> 01:02:53,940
do you know any experts in martial arts

790
01:02:53,940 --> 01:02:53,940
i do

791
01:02:53,940 --> 01:02:55,940
hope you are

792
01:02:55,940 --> 01:02:57,940
my kung fu master

793
01:02:57,940 --> 01:02:59,940
your master

794
01:02:59,940 --> 01:03:01,940
would you tell me who that is

795
01:03:01,940 --> 01:03:03,940
red master

796
01:03:03,940 --> 01:03:05,940
pei shien zi

797
01:03:05,940 --> 01:03:07,940
you can find him at the harbor

798
01:03:07,940 --> 01:03:09,940
thank you so much

799
01:03:09,940 --> 01:03:11,940
come and spar with me again

800
01:03:11,940 --> 01:03:13,940
sure thing

801
01:03:13,940 --> 01:03:19,940
the fist of the snake

802
01:03:19,940 --> 01:03:48,960
Rory Samson, how are you?

803
01:03:48,960 --> 01:04:07,200
I'm not too bad, thanks very much for watching. All the best, all the best. Beat your gorilla jist in the night. Four towers of chenklies. It's basically three liters. Four towers of chenklies.

804
01:04:17,980 --> 01:04:31,340
Thanks for the tin. Jimmy Jusus. I see. Thank you very much. Jimmy Jusus. How are you Jus? What's the story? How are you from Rory? Is your name Rory? Or Jimmy Jusus? Jimmy Jusus. Thanks very much.

805
01:04:33,660 --> 01:04:52,660
It's hard sometimes to find the light to carry on. I know I can find it if I try. I know I can find it. I won't die.

806
01:04:52,660 --> 01:05:11,240
What video is about sending it? Alright, the voicemail. Did you not hear it?

807
01:05:13,940 --> 01:05:17,140
I don't know where you can find it now, man. I got fucking sent it.

808
01:05:28,980 --> 01:05:38,660
And I tell you something. Jimmy Jusus. When you do find it, you're gonna laugh.

809
01:05:42,100 --> 01:05:56,660
I don't know where you can find it. Just, uh... Oh yeah. Just Google sending it. Voicemail. Black Rock. You should get a result.

810
01:05:58,820 --> 01:06:26,100
That works. Thanks very much, Jimmy Jusus. Excuse me. Thanks for the tin. I see. And the 36 chambers of sending it. Thanks very much.

811
01:06:26,820 --> 01:06:28,820
*Horseplay*

812
01:06:31,620 --> 01:06:34,620
Mm, yeah, uh, uh, uh.

813
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:40,520
Abu Bakr al-Bagdadi!

814
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:42,520
Thanks for the tip!

815
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:43,320
I see!

816
01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:45,320
Tevin Collins!

817
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:47,820
Thanks for the tip!

818
01:06:47,820 --> 01:06:49,820
Very kind of you!

819
01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:52,320
You know it!

820
01:06:53,820 --> 01:06:55,320
Horseplay!

821
01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:57,320
Horseplay!

822
01:06:57,820 --> 01:06:58,820
Eh, eh, eh, eh!

823
01:06:58,820 --> 01:06:59,820
Horseplay!

824
01:06:59,820 --> 01:07:01,320
Excuse me!

825
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:02,820
Thanks for the tip!

826
01:07:02,820 --> 01:07:03,820
I see!

827
01:07:03,820 --> 01:07:05,820
Don't check the stock!

828
01:07:05,820 --> 01:07:06,820
Check the windows!

829
01:07:08,820 --> 01:07:09,820
Thanks very much!

830
01:07:15,820 --> 01:07:19,820
Fish and whar- wharfs, eh, don't hear the-

831
01:07:23,820 --> 01:07:24,820
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

832
01:07:25,020 --> 01:07:26,200
Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me.

833
01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:26,220
Tell me, tell me.

834
01:07:26,220 --> 01:07:56,200
Tell me, tell me.

835
01:07:56,200 --> 01:08:26,180
Tell me, tell me.

836
01:08:26,180 --> 01:08:56,160
Tell me, tell me.

837
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:57,300
Thanks for the tip.

838
01:08:57,700 --> 01:08:58,160
Samantha.

839
01:08:58,380 --> 01:08:58,640
I see.

840
01:08:59,340 --> 01:09:00,700
Thank you very much, Samantha.

841
01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:02,660
I see.

842
01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:08,280
Oh, why are we missing out on here?

843
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:11,320
Could be a brand new tune.

844
01:09:11,460 --> 01:09:12,620
It's classer.

845
01:09:13,540 --> 01:09:14,100
But it's not.

846
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:25,620
I heard you talk shite.

847
01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:27,700
I heard you talk shite.

848
01:09:27,700 --> 01:09:28,280
I heard you talk shite uptown.

849
01:09:28,280 --> 01:09:29,280
Watch out.

850
01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:30,240
Watch out.

851
01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:31,620
There's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

852
01:09:31,620 --> 01:09:32,040
We'll get out.

853
01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:33,020
I'm going to get out of here.

854
01:09:33,020 --> 01:09:33,820
I'm going to get out of here.

855
01:09:33,820 --> 01:09:34,820
I'm going to get out of here.

856
01:09:34,820 --> 01:09:35,820
I'm going to get out of here.

857
01:09:35,820 --> 01:09:36,820
I'm going to get out of here.

858
01:09:36,820 --> 01:09:37,820
I'm going to get out of here.

859
01:09:37,820 --> 01:09:38,820
I'm going to get out of here.

860
01:09:38,820 --> 01:10:08,800
Go on. He kept his head low and his arms raised behind him. Do you know what this style is called? Thanks, man. Why do you seek this information? A friend was kidnapped by the red snakes. The red snakes, you say? I want to know the style their leader uses. Their style. If I knew his style, I could potentially find a weakness. Exploit the weakness. Landormer, thank you very much as well. Yeah.

861
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:38,640
I'm sure you, of all people, understand that martial arts cannot be learned overnight. Yeah. You must really have your back against the wall. Yeah. If you know, please, tell me. Yeah. Even if there was a technique, you must possess the basics to be able to use it. Yeah. Then test me. Please. I suppose a friendly spar,

862
01:10:38,640 --> 01:11:02,040
would help to pass the time. A friendly spar. Break his fucking face. Into two. If a fish jumps, so shall the water jump. It is just the law of nature. It is unreasonable to fight it.

863
01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:38,320
Be a tree in the wind. Go with the flow. A long time ago, martial arts were bad. But humans are interested.

864
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:52,320
They are very interesting creatures. They practiced in secret. They practiced in secret, away from prying eyes, and became stronger. One even practiced atop this very boat. None trend survived the ban and was passed on in this way.

865
01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:19,440
Your Kung Fu is lacking. Excuse me, Grandmaster. Train more in Kung Fu before you come back. I'll spar with you anytime you like.

866
01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:23,260
Philosophizing as he's slapping you. Thank you, Grandmaster.

867
01:12:23,260 --> 01:12:46,560
Hey, Xinhua. What is it, Yon? Do you remember the cormorant fisherman at the dock?

868
01:12:47,320 --> 01:12:51,500
A fisherman? Oh, yes. We saw him when we arrived in Niawu.

869
01:12:52,500 --> 01:12:54,700
It turns out he's a martial arts master.

870
01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:58,100
A master? That's impressive.

871
01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:00,180
I know.

872
01:13:01,380 --> 01:13:03,920
So, is he going to help us?

873
01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:06,680
Well, we sparred.

874
01:13:08,180 --> 01:13:11,060
But he said my Kung Fu wasn't good enough to teach me anything.

875
01:13:12,260 --> 01:13:13,040
I see.

876
01:13:14,040 --> 01:13:15,720
So, what do we do now?

877
01:13:16,500 --> 01:13:17,980
I've got to get better at Kung Fu.

878
01:13:17,980 --> 01:13:19,320
The same thing we do every day.

879
01:13:20,220 --> 01:13:21,760
Sure, I'm level 25, man.

880
01:13:22,140 --> 01:13:25,300
I don't need to get better for no man or beast.

881
01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:27,300
I'm going to go back to the room.

882
01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:30,620
I'm fucking well trained in the art of martial art.

883
01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:33,720
25 levels, man.

884
01:13:34,220 --> 01:13:36,060
25 chambers of death.

885
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:42,720
I need a few fucking bottles of snake and I'll...

886
01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:45,400
I'll fucking lift him off the ground, man.

887
01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:49,180
It's already late.

888
01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:50,800
I'll come back tomorrow.

889
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:52,800
Bit of sleep first, you know.

890
01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:55,500
Why is she fucking...

891
01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:59,880
Just take an upfront payment so I don't have to pay every night.

892
01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:03,240
Don't tell me you don't have any cash.

893
01:14:04,080 --> 01:14:04,500
No.

894
01:14:05,100 --> 01:14:05,660
I do.

895
01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:09,580
Ah, thank you.

896
01:14:18,820 --> 01:14:20,020
I've got to eat something.

897
01:14:20,020 --> 01:14:34,760
Thanks for the tip.

898
01:14:35,540 --> 01:14:36,140
I see.

899
01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:38,300
Andrew and Dob from tip.

900
01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:39,140
Thank you very much.

901
01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:40,380
Thank you.

902
01:14:40,940 --> 01:14:41,600
I hope you're well.

903
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:50,600
Back...

904
01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:51,600
To this...

905
01:14:52,620 --> 01:14:53,600
Fight...

906
01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:54,600
With three bottles...

907
01:14:55,540 --> 01:14:56,460
Of Chang.

908
01:14:58,940 --> 01:15:00,420
Three bottles of Chang.

909
01:15:00,940 --> 01:15:01,380
Fight.

910
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:02,600
Full...

911
01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:04,020
HP, XP.

912
01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:05,020
Garlic it up.

913
01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:07,740
Five cloves of garlic in the back pocket.

914
01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:08,960
Five bulbs, sorry.

915
01:15:09,820 --> 01:15:11,380
Three bottles of snake Chang.

916
01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:19,760
That cormorant fisherman is a grandmaster?

917
01:15:20,460 --> 01:15:20,760
Huh.

918
01:15:20,980 --> 01:15:23,020
I guess you really can't judge a book by its cover.

919
01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:24,700
So...

920
01:15:24,700 --> 01:15:25,520
Thank you very much.

921
01:15:25,620 --> 01:15:26,180
I see.

922
01:15:26,180 --> 01:15:27,340
I see.

923
01:15:27,340 --> 01:15:27,560
I see.

924
01:15:28,140 --> 01:15:28,740
Heavy petting.

925
01:15:28,740 --> 01:15:29,340
He...

926
01:15:29,340 --> 01:15:30,740
Didn't tell me.

927
01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:35,020
Does that fisherman even know?

928
01:15:35,420 --> 01:15:36,120
I'm not sure.

929
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:39,220
I sparred with a grandmaster.

930
01:15:39,580 --> 01:15:41,220
And he said my kung fu was lacking.

931
01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:43,080
That'd do me no good to know.

932
01:15:45,220 --> 01:15:45,860
You idiot.

933
01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:49,400
You can still win even if you don't have enough kung fu.

934
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:51,240
Really?

935
01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:53,080
Hold on.

936
01:15:54,980 --> 01:15:55,260
Hey.

937
01:15:55,940 --> 01:15:57,520
Is there anywhere you can learn kung fu?

938
01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:01,540
At some school or dojo, I suppose.

939
01:16:02,300 --> 01:16:04,200
Oh, there might be a martial arts expert there.

940
01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:09,980
Well, go look for a place that teaches kung fu.

941
01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:10,980
Good idea.

942
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:12,200
Sure I've been.

943
01:16:12,320 --> 01:16:13,460
I'm fucking class, man.

944
01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:14,260
I can beat everyone.

945
01:16:14,260 --> 01:16:18,760
*Buffet sound*

946
01:16:18,760 --> 01:16:47,760
Where would a fella get snake power this... this...

947
01:16:47,760 --> 01:17:10,760
Time and day. Time and place. I don't need it anyway, I just need bananas. Bananas please. No messing around. Give me the bananas. No time to chat. Bananas now. Stat. I needed bananas ten minutes ago.

948
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:32,760
Ten bunches of bananas. 90 quid. Thanks again. Thanks but no thanks. I see. Michael... Michael Glowman. Thanks very much.

949
01:17:43,760 --> 01:18:02,760
I'm gonna absolutely leather these that one by one. And here's Mads Mikkelsen. Fresh from his cameo in Death Stranding. He was straight on the old...

950
01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:08,760
Jumbo Jet back to Japan. Where he engaged...

951
01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:11,760
Some mocap...

952
01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:14,760
For the game Shenmuezy.

953
01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:22,760
Japanese Mads Mikkelsen. Round of applause please for Japanese Mads Mikkelsen.

954
01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:27,760
Excuse me. Are you here to train?

955
01:18:28,760 --> 01:18:29,760
Yeah.

956
01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:31,760
Actually, I have a question.

957
01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:34,760
Oh? And what might that be?

958
01:18:34,760 --> 01:18:36,760
It's about Kung Fu.

959
01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:40,760
Ah. Then you've come to the right person.

960
01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:49,760
I had a run in with a martial artist that uses an unorthodox style.

961
01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:56,760
Yeah. There were animal movements mixed in. Animal movements?

962
01:18:56,760 --> 01:18:57,760
Yeah, like an old cat.

963
01:18:58,760 --> 01:19:01,760
Yeah. I was wondering if you could identify it.

964
01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:06,760
This martial artist. Do you know who he is or where he's from?

965
01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:14,760
Oh. Um. He's the Red Snakes big guy.

966
01:19:15,760 --> 01:19:16,760
Red Snakes?

967
01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:18,760
He got an undergrad and UL in arts.

968
01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:19,760
I heard that young man's been waging war for them.

969
01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:20,760
Martial arts.

970
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:22,760
Good luck.

971
01:19:22,760 --> 01:19:23,760
That's not you, is it?

972
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,760
I... don't know about war. But yeah.

973
01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:29,760
How... reckless.

974
01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:33,760
One man alone cannot stand up to an entire gang.

975
01:19:34,760 --> 01:19:36,760
I know. But...

976
01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:39,760
I see.

977
01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:41,760
Thanks for the tip.

978
01:19:42,760 --> 01:19:43,760
I see. Force.

979
01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:48,760
Me old kindred spirit. Thank you very much for that.

980
01:19:49,760 --> 01:19:53,760
Hmm. Has he just told a skill thing that I need to know there?

981
01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:54,760
That's something.

982
01:19:54,760 --> 01:19:55,760
Have you come to train?

983
01:19:56,760 --> 01:19:58,760
You can practice your Kung Fu on a wooden dummy.

984
01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:01,760
Or polish your techniques by sparring.

985
01:20:02,760 --> 01:20:05,760
You can also test your skills in a real match.

986
01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:07,760
Dara, thank you very much. I see. I see.

987
01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:08,760
What will you do?

988
01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:10,760
What will you do?

989
01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:10,760
Uh, you say, "Francis Kung Fu is fake news."

990
01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:11,760
Come back again.

991
01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:13,760
You're welcome here anytime.

992
01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:15,760
We're not going anywhere.

993
01:20:16,760 --> 01:20:17,760
We're not going anywhere.

994
01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:18,760
Excuse me.

995
01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:20,760
For fuck's sake.

996
01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:21,760
For fuck's sake.

997
01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:22,760
For fuck's sake.

998
01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:23,760
Dara, thank you very much.

999
01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:24,760
I see.

1000
01:20:24,760 --> 01:20:25,760
I see.

1001
01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:26,760
What will you do?

1002
01:20:26,760 --> 01:20:27,760
Uh, you say, "Francis Kung Fu is fake news."

1003
01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:28,760
Come back again.

1004
01:20:28,760 --> 01:20:29,760
You're welcome here anytime.

1005
01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:30,760
You're welcome here anytime.

1006
01:20:30,760 --> 01:20:31,760
We're not going anywhere.

1007
01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:32,760
You're welcome here anytime.

1008
01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:33,760
We're not going anywhere.

1009
01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:34,760
We're not going anywhere.

1010
01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:35,760
We're not going anywhere.

1011
01:20:35,760 --> 01:20:36,760
We're not going anywhere.

1012
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:38,980
You say Francis kung fu is fake news.

1013
01:20:38,980 --> 01:20:44,180
A bit of Brazilian jiu-jitsu and some winter rules for all them champs.

1014
01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:47,620
I'll keep that in mind, Dara. Thanks.

1015
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:56,600
But do you like coconuts?

1016
01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:58,020
Thank you very much.

1017
01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:00,660
Thank you very much for that.

1018
01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:01,900
I appreciate that.

1019
01:21:02,420 --> 01:21:03,880
Would you ever do Vipers View again?

1020
01:21:06,460 --> 01:21:09,380
At some stage, something's going to have to happen, you know?

1021
01:21:10,940 --> 01:21:15,700
Because I've been fucking trying to chase chickens and ducks in a virtual world.

1022
01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:23,880
You know, there's only so much of that before you need to sink your teeth into some reality bites again.

1023
01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:25,220
Thanks for the tip.

1024
01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:26,980
Appreciate it.

1025
01:21:27,660 --> 01:21:28,440
Thanks for watching.

1026
01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:36,880
I'll open the book.

1027
01:21:40,220 --> 01:21:40,620
Uh...

1028
01:21:40,620 --> 01:21:41,680
Fuck yeah.

1029
01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:43,720
We should just open the book and then...

1030
01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:45,800
Didn't learn anything at Wu Shen Ha.

1031
01:21:45,860 --> 01:21:46,640
Look for another place.

1032
01:21:47,480 --> 01:21:50,240
Tell you, there's a fucking dojo down the back of this place.

1033
01:21:50,420 --> 01:21:51,740
There might be someone down there.

1034
01:21:53,140 --> 01:21:54,700
I tell you, there's another place...

1035
01:21:54,700 --> 01:21:55,580
I tell you another.

1036
01:21:56,180 --> 01:21:58,660
There's another place down at the...

1037
01:21:58,660 --> 01:22:00,840
The groovy tune...

1038
01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:01,920
The groovy tune gap.

1039
01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:09,220
Which we might hear a little bit of...

1040
01:22:09,220 --> 01:22:10,880
Right now.

1041
01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:34,900
Thanks, Piper.

1042
01:22:34,900 --> 01:22:36,020
Because of these streams...

1043
01:22:36,020 --> 01:22:38,680
I started playing Shenmue one yesterday.

1044
01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:43,500
Thank you, Rotten Hedge.

1045
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:46,600
Hope that you are enjoying these streams.

1046
01:22:47,240 --> 01:22:48,320
Thanks for watching.

1047
01:22:50,320 --> 01:22:51,700
It's got a pop-up-up...

1048
01:22:51,700 --> 01:22:53,040
Do-da-do...

1049
01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:54,880
Walk through the temple...

1050
01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:55,880
Don't run...

1051
01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:58,880
Or we're gonna come and kill you...

1052
01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:00,880
Ring the bell...

1053
01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:01,880
Light the candle...

1054
01:23:01,880 --> 01:23:03,880
And cook that pot...

1055
01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:05,880
Stir the soup...

1056
01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:07,200
Stir the soup...

1057
01:23:07,200 --> 01:23:08,240
Inside the pot...

1058
01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:09,540
It's really hot...

1059
01:23:09,540 --> 01:23:10,800
Don't let it stick...

1060
01:23:10,800 --> 01:23:11,880
To the side...

1061
01:23:14,160 --> 01:23:15,660
When you get outside...

1062
01:23:15,660 --> 01:23:16,800
You can run...

1063
01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:17,760
For your life...

1064
01:23:17,760 --> 01:23:39,680
Climb the steps...

1065
01:23:39,680 --> 01:23:40,840
All the way...

1066
01:23:40,840 --> 01:23:42,040
To the top...

1067
01:23:42,040 --> 01:23:43,620
Of the temple...

1068
01:23:43,620 --> 01:23:44,940
The Chinese temple...

1069
01:23:44,940 --> 01:23:45,720
Yeah, babe...

1070
01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:47,140
Ah, fucking chewing, man.

1071
01:23:47,140 --> 01:23:51,940
I think I was on some serious shit, man.

1072
01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:52,460
Oh, yeah.

1073
01:23:52,520 --> 01:23:53,400
And the chewing left me.

1074
01:23:53,520 --> 01:23:54,720
Oh, I had the fucking skills...

1075
01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:56,140
To pay the bills, like...

1076
01:23:56,660 --> 01:23:59,060
Hang on.

1077
01:23:59,100 --> 01:24:00,700
We'll get to it in the real part anyway now.

1078
01:24:00,700 --> 01:24:00,780
Oh.

1079
01:24:11,260 --> 01:24:12,320
Here we are.

1080
01:24:12,320 --> 01:24:26,440
This looks like somewhere...

1081
01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:27,840
You'd fucking have an old fight.

1082
01:24:28,660 --> 01:24:29,700
There's no one...

1083
01:24:29,700 --> 01:24:32,620
You get bet.

1084
01:24:32,620 --> 01:24:50,820
I fucked it up.

1085
01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:51,440
I don't know where I...

1086
01:24:51,440 --> 01:24:52,600
I went the wrong place.

1087
01:24:53,140 --> 01:24:54,600
Where is there another fucking dojo?

1088
01:24:54,780 --> 01:24:55,500
Or is there...

1089
01:24:55,500 --> 01:24:56,300
Another temple...

1090
01:24:56,300 --> 01:25:03,680
This girl...

1091
01:25:03,680 --> 01:25:04,680
This girl...

1092
01:25:04,680 --> 01:25:05,680
The most...

1093
01:25:05,680 --> 01:25:08,240
Requested directions aimed at this girl here...

1094
01:25:08,240 --> 01:25:09,160
Just by proxy...

1095
01:25:09,160 --> 01:25:10,040
Because of where she's standing.

1096
01:25:10,880 --> 01:25:11,560
Do you have a minute?

1097
01:25:12,420 --> 01:25:13,460
Direction NPC.

1098
01:25:13,460 --> 01:25:16,740
Do you know of any Kung Fu training grounds?

1099
01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:18,260
Kung Fu?

1100
01:25:18,800 --> 01:25:19,360
Watch out!

1101
01:25:19,400 --> 01:25:20,740
There's a fucking fighter jet coming down!

1102
01:25:20,840 --> 01:25:21,120
I don't know!

1103
01:25:21,820 --> 01:25:25,060
I always hear strange yelling and banging coming from there.

1104
01:25:26,820 --> 01:25:27,180
Gotcha.

1105
01:25:27,180 --> 01:25:27,260
Gotcha.

1106
01:25:36,400 --> 01:25:43,580
Did we go to the Mooran Cafe before?

1107
01:25:44,340 --> 01:25:46,260
Is that the Mooran Cafe down there?

1108
01:25:49,260 --> 01:25:50,460
That's not the Mooran.

1109
01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:54,360
Or is the Mooran down there?

1110
01:25:56,440 --> 01:25:57,400
Is that Mooran?

1111
01:25:57,440 --> 01:25:58,280
Are you Mooran, man?

1112
01:26:00,280 --> 01:26:01,500
Fucking Mickey Mooran.

1113
01:26:01,500 --> 01:26:09,700
Da-ba-da-da-da-da!

1114
01:26:13,180 --> 01:26:13,880
Brain slug.

1115
01:26:13,940 --> 01:26:14,680
Thank you very much.

1116
01:26:15,300 --> 01:26:16,040
That's very kind of you.

1117
01:26:17,440 --> 01:26:18,020
Missed a bit.

1118
01:26:18,100 --> 01:26:19,580
What happened since you were chasing the ducks?

1119
01:26:20,380 --> 01:26:21,080
We are...

1120
01:26:21,080 --> 01:26:24,760
We're hot on the tail of the fucking red dragons or whatever they're called, man.

1121
01:26:26,360 --> 01:26:27,740
Gonna decapitate them, man.

1122
01:26:27,980 --> 01:26:29,080
Gonna lacerate them.

1123
01:26:30,460 --> 01:26:31,080
Where's Mooran?

1124
01:26:31,080 --> 01:26:31,640
Mooran.

1125
01:27:00,040 --> 01:27:00,800
Go again.

1126
01:27:01,200 --> 01:27:02,060
Down the street.

1127
01:27:02,460 --> 01:27:03,880
Will this ever end?

1128
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:10,360
Not or not bad.

1129
01:27:12,040 --> 01:27:13,260
How about that?

1130
01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:22,460
This is fucking Mooran, is it?

1131
01:27:22,960 --> 01:27:23,940
Is this the Mooran?

1132
01:27:24,820 --> 01:27:25,440
Excuse me.

1133
01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:29,420
Make your way up to the second floor and get yourself some prizes.

1134
01:27:31,420 --> 01:27:32,520
Where's the Mooran, man?

1135
01:27:32,560 --> 01:27:34,780
Do you know of any places where I could practice Kung Fu?

1136
01:27:35,540 --> 01:27:36,560
Kung Fu?

1137
01:27:37,100 --> 01:27:38,320
You mean the martial art?

1138
01:27:39,100 --> 01:27:40,920
Couldn't you just go to the Mooran Cafe?

1139
01:27:42,040 --> 01:27:42,480
Okay.

1140
01:27:42,480 --> 01:27:42,480
Okay.

1141
01:27:42,480 --> 01:27:43,380
Thanks.

1142
01:27:43,380 --> 01:27:58,740
The Mooran Cafe is over that, uh... bridge.

1143
01:27:58,740 --> 01:28:01,500
Da-da-da.

1144
01:28:01,500 --> 01:28:02,500
Da-da-da.

1145
01:28:03,220 --> 01:28:04,860
Ba-ba-ba.

1146
01:28:04,860 --> 01:28:04,980
Ba-ba-ba.

1147
01:28:12,500 --> 01:28:13,720
Is this the Mooran, lads?

1148
01:28:13,760 --> 01:28:14,020
Is it?

1149
01:28:14,220 --> 01:28:15,060
Can I fight here?

1150
01:28:17,860 --> 01:28:18,640
Excuse me?

1151
01:28:19,380 --> 01:28:20,400
Looking for a quick hit?

1152
01:28:21,240 --> 01:28:22,640
Welcome to the newest hotspot in Yahoo.

1153
01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:23,420
Thanks for the tip.

1154
01:28:23,580 --> 01:28:24,320
The Mooran Cafe.

1155
01:28:24,320 --> 01:28:24,780
I see.

1156
01:28:25,460 --> 01:28:27,100
Derek Corcoran, thank you very much.

1157
01:28:28,820 --> 01:28:32,420
Hope you're enjoying the lovely atmosphere of the game and the pace hasn't got you shook.

1158
01:28:32,420 --> 01:28:34,260
Do you know of anywhere I could practice Kung Fu?

1159
01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:36,360
Thank you very much for watching.

1160
01:28:36,820 --> 01:28:38,360
You've come to the right place.

1161
01:28:39,220 --> 01:28:39,520
Huh?

1162
01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:42,140
We offer Kung Fu practice sessions.

1163
01:28:42,980 --> 01:28:44,740
The owner can fill you in on the details.

1164
01:28:45,680 --> 01:28:46,020
Okay.

1165
01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:46,940
Thanks.

1166
01:28:50,360 --> 01:28:51,960
The owner can fill you in.

1167
01:29:04,460 --> 01:29:04,840
Kung.

1168
01:29:09,480 --> 01:29:10,640
Animalistic behavior.

1169
01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:12,640
Animalistic tendencies.

1170
01:29:17,360 --> 01:29:18,420
Animalistic violence.

1171
01:29:19,480 --> 01:29:21,480
There's a fucking fighter jack coming down the door!

1172
01:29:26,480 --> 01:29:28,480
Did someone just drop a bomb on this shift?

1173
01:29:29,480 --> 01:29:31,480
Cause that stuff is a blast.

1174
01:29:31,480 --> 01:29:33,480
Horse dance is free!

1175
01:29:33,480 --> 01:29:34,480
Horse dance huh?

1176
01:29:34,480 --> 01:29:37,480
Mr. Bay did say I'm not good enough at Kung Fu.

1177
01:29:37,480 --> 01:29:39,480
Maybe I should give it a shot.

1178
01:29:41,480 --> 01:29:46,480
Excuse me. Thanks for the tip. I see.

1179
01:29:46,480 --> 01:29:52,480
Thanks very much the lonely donkey.

1180
01:29:52,480 --> 01:29:55,480
Thanks for watching and supporting.

1181
01:29:55,480 --> 01:29:59,480
Just had my Erasmus Grant come through.

1182
01:29:59,480 --> 01:30:03,480
Thought I'd spread the love. Thanks very much.

1183
01:30:03,480 --> 01:30:05,480
I hope you're keeping well.

1184
01:30:05,480 --> 01:30:08,480
And that the Erasmus is going grand.

1185
01:30:08,480 --> 01:30:10,480
Where are you erasing?

1186
01:30:10,480 --> 01:30:13,480
Did you fucking erase anyone yet?

1187
01:30:13,480 --> 01:30:15,480
Over yonder.

1188
01:30:15,480 --> 01:30:19,480
Do you listen to Erasure do you?

1189
01:30:19,480 --> 01:30:20,480
On the Erasmus.

1190
01:30:24,480 --> 01:30:25,480
Erasmus in Kowloon.

1191
01:30:27,480 --> 01:30:29,480
Kowloon City at night.

1192
01:30:40,480 --> 01:30:42,480
Amazing speed. Amazing pace.

1193
01:30:44,480 --> 01:30:46,480
Finish quats.

1194
01:30:46,480 --> 01:30:59,480
I should see where else martial artists gather.

1195
01:30:59,480 --> 01:31:01,480
Something I can help you with?

1196
01:31:01,480 --> 01:31:04,480
Do you know where martial artists usually hang out around here?

1197
01:31:04,480 --> 01:31:06,480
Probably over at Liu Ha Hall.

1198
01:31:06,480 --> 01:31:10,480
A lot of people go to train under the instructors there.

1199
01:31:10,480 --> 01:31:12,480
Liu Ha Hall.

1200
01:31:12,480 --> 01:31:14,480
Liu Ha. Yeah I was there already. They're shy.

1201
01:31:14,480 --> 01:31:18,480
Excuse me. Thanks for the tip. I see.

1202
01:31:18,480 --> 01:31:20,480
Randy Landy. Thank you very much.

1203
01:31:20,480 --> 01:31:22,480
Thank you very much.

1204
01:31:22,480 --> 01:31:26,480
Kung Fu needs to get feral but the stream is strong. Thank you very much.

1205
01:31:26,480 --> 01:31:28,480
There's a nice fat beat coming up.

1206
01:31:28,480 --> 01:31:32,480
Slap beat is it? Slap bass.

1207
01:31:32,480 --> 01:31:36,500
These lads are gonna get a fucking slapped face soon enough.

1208
01:31:37,760 --> 01:31:38,980
Schlapped face.

1209
01:31:39,400 --> 01:31:40,140
Schlapped face.

1210
01:31:40,520 --> 01:31:41,320
Schlapped face.

1211
01:31:42,380 --> 01:31:43,380
Here we go again.

1212
01:31:44,120 --> 01:31:45,220
Here we go again.

1213
01:31:47,220 --> 01:31:48,360
Number 10.

1214
01:31:49,060 --> 01:31:50,460
Alright.

1215
01:31:50,460 --> 01:32:20,440
Alright.

1216
01:32:20,440 --> 01:32:22,100
Sisters a fucking ride.

1217
01:32:22,480 --> 01:32:24,340
Can't believe I just read that out.

1218
01:32:27,960 --> 01:32:29,060
Are you in with a shout?

1219
01:32:31,800 --> 01:32:32,680
Back for the tip.

1220
01:32:36,800 --> 01:32:37,660
The Papamario.

1221
01:32:37,660 --> 01:32:39,660
The Papamario.

1222
01:32:39,660 --> 01:33:01,660
*music*

1223
01:33:01,660 --> 01:33:05,660
Deal Winton's supermarket sweep is this place now.

1224
01:33:05,660 --> 01:33:11,660
Deal Winton's Japanese branch of supermarkets that he had.

1225
01:33:11,660 --> 01:33:15,660
He was big in Japan. Supermarket sweep was massive in Japan.

1226
01:33:15,660 --> 01:33:19,660
*music*

1227
01:33:19,660 --> 01:33:22,660
Any snake? Any snake, no?

1228
01:33:22,660 --> 01:33:25,660
Carrot juice.

1229
01:33:25,660 --> 01:33:29,660
Fuck it man. I'm not in here man.

1230
01:33:29,660 --> 01:33:31,660
*music*

1231
01:33:31,660 --> 01:33:33,660
Tuna, fiver.

1232
01:33:33,660 --> 01:33:35,660
120 HP.

1233
01:33:35,660 --> 01:33:39,660
Ah fuck that shite man, it's rose man.

1234
01:33:39,660 --> 01:33:41,660
*music*

1235
01:33:41,660 --> 01:33:43,660
Shite.

1236
01:33:43,660 --> 01:33:49,260
back soon wish time

1237
01:34:07,180 --> 01:34:14,500
excuse me welcome to Nyao Wu pharmacy your medicinal one-stop shop whatever your

1238
01:34:14,500 --> 01:34:22,660
ailment we have the remedy do you know where I could practice kung-fu did you

1239
01:34:22,660 --> 01:34:31,640
say kung-fu why don't you try leo ha-hall ah right just want to buy snake oil please thanks very much

1240
01:34:31,640 --> 01:34:36,920
it's right up ahead snake oil there's a martial arts instructor who occasionally buys his medication

1241
01:34:36,920 --> 01:34:49,520
there he's very round which is to say he's my type is that so thank you is that so snake juice

1242
01:34:49,520 --> 01:34:55,640
whatever your ailment we have the remedy we also purchase herbs from collectors

1243
01:34:55,640 --> 01:35:16,160
probably get a cheaper somewhere else come back anytime I'd say you can get a 20 quid cheaper

1244
01:35:16,160 --> 01:35:32,240
somewhere else Shen was he over here what's crack hey Shenhua yes Leo I'm looking for a place to

1245
01:35:32,240 --> 01:35:39,440
practice car you know where and going like oh really yeah did you see any place like that in town skip now

1246
01:35:39,440 --> 01:35:49,560
that you mention it crocodile so you have well I saw some people practicing near a big temple which

1247
01:35:49,560 --> 01:35:57,860
temple was that the one past the street lined with shops ah up the hill past the promenade got it

1248
01:35:57,860 --> 01:36:02,420
I'll go take a look good luck

1249
01:36:07,760 --> 01:36:13,360
we've got a nice selection and just so you know we also buy medicinal herbs

1250
01:36:13,360 --> 01:36:26,320
thanks for the tip I see sunny crockett thank you very much

1251
01:36:26,320 --> 01:36:48,800
we protect the privacy of all of our customers rip off rip off China

1252
01:36:48,800 --> 01:36:57,580
fucking robbie blind up there man you get that snake juice somewhere else cheaper I'd say

1253
01:36:57,580 --> 01:37:02,680
one of the shitty stalls down by the fishing village or something

1254
01:37:02,680 --> 01:37:20,540
Crack.

1255
01:37:20,540 --> 01:37:38,580
Level 25, man.

1256
01:37:40,020 --> 01:37:42,640
Level fucking 25. Probably level 26.

1257
01:37:42,640 --> 01:37:47,500
I figured someone around here might know about Kung Fu.

1258
01:37:48,340 --> 01:37:52,060
Well, as you can probably tell, I'm your only hope.

1259
01:37:52,900 --> 01:37:54,440
Yeah, I guess so.

1260
01:37:55,220 --> 01:37:57,400
Hey, don't sound so disappointed.

1261
01:37:58,160 --> 01:38:01,060
Come on, let's have a little sparring match.

1262
01:38:01,900 --> 01:38:02,200
What?

1263
01:38:02,200 --> 01:38:06,200
How do you spare with this, Cut?

1264
01:38:06,200 --> 01:38:36,180
What?

1265
01:38:36,180 --> 01:39:03,000
You're going down there.

1266
01:39:03,000 --> 01:39:17,000
You're going down to Chinatown, which is all around us because we're in China.

1267
01:39:17,000 --> 01:39:20,000
Thanks for the yetis.

1268
01:39:20,000 --> 01:39:23,000
Appreciate the support.

1269
01:39:23,000 --> 01:39:29,820
Those yetis are from the heart, I can tell.

1270
01:39:29,820 --> 01:39:36,820
That's a good yeti.

1271
01:39:36,820 --> 01:39:43,820
Slow-mo there, man.

1272
01:39:43,820 --> 01:39:44,820
Excuse me.

1273
01:39:44,820 --> 01:39:45,820
Thanks for the tin.

1274
01:39:45,820 --> 01:39:46,820
I see you.

1275
01:39:46,820 --> 01:39:47,820
Thank you.

1276
01:39:47,820 --> 01:39:50,820
There's a ride on the yacht.

1277
01:39:50,820 --> 01:39:52,220
Sonny Crockett, thank you.

1278
01:39:52,660 --> 01:39:53,680
There's a ride on the yacht.

1279
01:39:54,780 --> 01:39:56,420
Oh yeah, loving the silky smooth tune.

1280
01:39:56,580 --> 01:39:57,860
That reminds me of my own theme.

1281
01:39:58,060 --> 01:39:59,580
Any chance you could queue that one up?

1282
01:39:59,980 --> 01:40:00,460
What's that?

1283
01:40:01,860 --> 01:40:02,700
Sonny Crockett.

1284
01:40:04,420 --> 01:40:05,500
Level 25.

1285
01:40:05,880 --> 01:40:07,060
Attack level 14.

1286
01:40:07,400 --> 01:40:08,160
Endurance 12.

1287
01:40:13,300 --> 01:40:16,300
I don't think any tune is going to beat that one, to be honest, Sonny.

1288
01:40:17,440 --> 01:40:19,640
There's nothing I want to hear more than that tune again.

1289
01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:21,720
And it's just around the corner.

1290
01:40:22,460 --> 01:40:25,100
Well, you can get into a horse stance over there.

1291
01:40:25,740 --> 01:40:26,540
Why don't you try?

1292
01:40:28,360 --> 01:40:29,320
Maybe I will.

1293
01:40:30,040 --> 01:40:31,700
Yeah, I'll give it a shot.

1294
01:40:42,760 --> 01:40:43,320
Shit.

1295
01:40:50,460 --> 01:40:56,620
They're mad for making me do this horse stance enduro competition with the wooden pole.

1296
01:40:58,680 --> 01:41:02,000
I have to basically remain in that position for a minute.

1297
01:41:03,140 --> 01:41:05,860
I started doing it when we played the game last week.

1298
01:41:06,700 --> 01:41:08,760
I was doing it in tandem in reality.

1299
01:41:09,700 --> 01:41:14,380
And it does actually, you can feel it on the thighs by around, you know, the minute mark.

1300
01:41:19,820 --> 01:41:21,280
Just in case you wanted to know.

1301
01:41:40,340 --> 01:41:41,220
Amazing gameplay.

1302
01:41:42,480 --> 01:41:43,200
Really is.

1303
01:41:48,620 --> 01:41:50,500
Oh yeah, I know Krakit's theme. It's good.

1304
01:42:17,420 --> 01:42:20,040
Oh yeah. How could I forget?

1305
01:42:20,880 --> 01:42:21,480
You know some?

1306
01:42:22,200 --> 01:42:25,860
I keep hearing about this spot where you can bet on fights.

1307
01:42:26,680 --> 01:42:28,460
You looking for a street fight?

1308
01:42:28,800 --> 01:42:31,820
Bet on fights, huh? Where is this place?

1309
01:42:32,580 --> 01:42:35,700
Hmm. I don't know, actually.

1310
01:42:36,640 --> 01:42:37,220
I see.

1311
01:42:39,180 --> 01:42:40,240
I see.

1312
01:42:53,240 --> 01:42:57,120
Where would martial arts... martial artists hang out?

1313
01:43:00,640 --> 01:43:01,360
Fucking hell.

1314
01:43:04,320 --> 01:43:05,600
Anything going on up here?

1315
01:43:05,700 --> 01:43:06,960
It wouldn't be a street fight up there.

1316
01:43:16,100 --> 01:43:17,200
Excuse me.

1317
01:43:17,900 --> 01:43:18,460
Hit me.

1318
01:43:20,480 --> 01:43:22,460
Where do the martial artists here like to gather?

1319
01:43:23,320 --> 01:43:24,440
You can practice here.

1320
01:43:24,760 --> 01:43:25,900
Yeah, we were in there already.

1321
01:43:26,360 --> 01:43:26,720
Got it.

1322
01:43:27,380 --> 01:43:28,080
Thanks for the tip.

1323
01:43:30,560 --> 01:43:31,320
Farm dictate.

1324
01:43:31,460 --> 01:43:32,200
She's gonna lose.

1325
01:43:32,200 --> 01:43:36,580
Uh...

1326
01:43:36,580 --> 01:43:55,640
Fuck, I don't know.

1327
01:43:56,580 --> 01:43:57,600
It's anywhere down here.

1328
01:44:20,040 --> 01:44:20,760
Excuse me.

1329
01:44:21,720 --> 01:44:22,060
Hello.

1330
01:44:22,460 --> 01:44:23,500
And welcome.

1331
01:44:25,660 --> 01:44:28,180
Do you know where martial artists usually hang out?

1332
01:44:29,000 --> 01:44:32,600
Liu Ha Hall is nearby, so go there.

1333
01:44:38,660 --> 01:44:39,480
Okay.

1334
01:44:39,480 --> 01:44:39,560
Okay.

1335
01:44:39,560 --> 01:44:41,020
Any others?

1336
01:44:41,820 --> 01:44:43,580
Not that I know of.

1337
01:44:44,400 --> 01:44:44,840
I see.

1338
01:44:57,240 --> 01:44:57,840
Hang on.

1339
01:44:58,080 --> 01:44:58,540
I never...

1340
01:44:58,540 --> 01:45:00,360
That gate wasn't open before, was it?

1341
01:45:07,280 --> 01:45:08,720
Ah, I know where we are.

1342
01:45:08,720 --> 01:45:38,700
Thank you.

1343
01:45:38,700 --> 01:45:50,440
Oh yeah, I said I'd give a recap of the story.

1344
01:45:50,820 --> 01:45:57,700
The story is he went to the village in the beginning of the game to find where we left off from Shenmue 2.

1345
01:45:59,800 --> 01:46:03,000
Obviously, you know, he's trying to find the man who killed his father, Landy.

1346
01:46:06,840 --> 01:46:07,500
That's it.

1347
01:46:08,020 --> 01:46:09,080
What more do you need to know?

1348
01:46:11,440 --> 01:46:18,840
I need to fight a load of monks to get to the Red Dragons in order to get to Landy.

1349
01:46:18,960 --> 01:46:21,140
There's some connection between Landy and the Red Dragons.

1350
01:46:21,380 --> 01:46:22,280
That's what I can gather.

1351
01:46:36,640 --> 01:46:38,220
It's picking up pace now.

1352
01:46:38,960 --> 01:46:39,740
It really is.

1353
01:46:59,740 --> 01:47:00,940
Pace is fast.

1354
01:47:02,460 --> 01:47:03,780
Game is nice.

1355
01:47:08,780 --> 01:47:09,300
Oh yeah.

1356
01:47:09,440 --> 01:47:18,700
Sure, I thought when I was down at this dojo before that they told me to fuck off somewhere else.

1357
01:47:20,700 --> 01:47:21,880
I beat all these monks.

1358
01:47:24,320 --> 01:47:25,520
Beat all the monkey boys.

1359
01:47:27,280 --> 01:47:27,920
Excuse me.

1360
01:47:28,700 --> 01:47:29,920
Have you come to train?

1361
01:47:30,380 --> 01:47:30,880
I have.

1362
01:47:30,940 --> 01:47:33,520
You can practice your kung fu on a wooden dummy.

1363
01:47:33,900 --> 01:47:35,860
Or polish your skills mix by smart.

1364
01:47:35,860 --> 01:47:36,680
Thanks for the tip.

1365
01:47:37,120 --> 01:47:37,760
Owen Murphy.

1366
01:47:37,760 --> 01:47:40,700
Thank you very much, Owen Murphy.

1367
01:47:41,020 --> 01:47:41,920
What will you do?

1368
01:47:41,980 --> 01:47:49,580
I want to practice fighting against more than one opponent.

1369
01:47:50,080 --> 01:47:50,860
Can I do that here?

1370
01:47:51,800 --> 01:47:52,580
More than one?

1371
01:47:53,460 --> 01:47:54,140
I see.

1372
01:47:55,000 --> 01:47:56,920
I suppose that could be interesting.

1373
01:47:56,920 --> 01:47:57,620
Thanks very much.

1374
01:47:58,260 --> 01:48:01,240
The two opponents you'll be facing work well together.

1375
01:48:01,800 --> 01:48:03,480
They make a good combo.

1376
01:48:03,920 --> 01:48:06,180
So you have your work cut out for you.

1377
01:48:09,180 --> 01:48:09,720
No way.

1378
01:48:09,820 --> 01:48:13,260
He started playing champ manager 00 to 01.

1379
01:48:13,800 --> 01:48:18,800
I downloaded there a year or two ago and tried to install it, but I told my computer was too modern.

1380
01:48:22,300 --> 01:48:26,340
I had to install something called Wine Skin to be able to play it or something.

1381
01:48:31,600 --> 01:48:32,460
Wine Skin.

1382
01:48:32,460 --> 01:48:32,760
Wine Skin.

1383
01:48:43,760 --> 01:48:45,120
Well done.

1384
01:48:45,420 --> 01:48:46,180
You did it.

1385
01:48:46,720 --> 01:48:49,300
This is proof positive of your progress.

1386
01:48:50,280 --> 01:48:51,400
Come back again.

1387
01:48:52,100 --> 01:48:53,760
You're welcome here anytime.

1388
01:48:54,620 --> 01:48:56,320
We're not going anywhere.

1389
01:48:58,060 --> 01:48:59,340
Is this...

1390
01:48:59,340 --> 01:49:01,320
I have to beat everyone in the dojo.

1391
01:49:01,320 --> 01:49:01,400
Excuse me.

1392
01:49:02,200 --> 01:49:03,380
Have you come to train?

1393
01:49:04,220 --> 01:49:06,960
You can practice your Kung Fu on a wooden dummy.

1394
01:49:07,160 --> 01:49:07,600
Back to the dojo with you.

1395
01:49:07,600 --> 01:49:09,420
Or punish your techniques by sparring.

1396
01:49:10,020 --> 01:49:13,500
You can also test your skills in a real match.

1397
01:49:14,200 --> 01:49:15,360
What will you do?

1398
01:49:19,700 --> 01:49:21,340
Do you want to have a match?

1399
01:49:22,060 --> 01:49:24,900
This time your opponent will be Black Wolf.

1400
01:49:25,600 --> 01:49:26,060
Bring him on.

1401
01:49:28,160 --> 01:49:29,240
Bring out the wolf.

1402
01:49:31,940 --> 01:49:59,320
Train him.

1403
01:49:59,320 --> 01:50:00,180
Train him.

1404
01:50:00,180 --> 01:50:00,220
Train him.

1405
01:50:00,220 --> 01:50:01,040
Train him.

1406
01:50:01,040 --> 01:50:07,580
Training. Training. Dojo. Dojo.

1407
01:50:09,100 --> 01:50:17,700
You're making excellent progress. You beat Black Wolf. That makes you second to one. Keep it up.

1408
01:50:21,240 --> 01:50:25,260
Excuse me. Thanks for the tip. I see.

1409
01:50:25,260 --> 01:50:26,940
Owen Murphy, thank you very much.

1410
01:50:28,680 --> 01:50:33,220
Am I better off donating to Patreon since you don't read my mad messages, lad?

1411
01:50:33,780 --> 01:50:37,560
No, don't. You don't have to donate at all, man. I'm not asking.

1412
01:50:39,180 --> 01:50:41,980
Your messages were just too mad, man. I'm so mad.

1413
01:50:42,720 --> 01:50:45,420
What did he say? Do you think Varadkar can live up to the hype?

1414
01:50:46,100 --> 01:50:47,700
I don't know. What hype?

1415
01:50:50,260 --> 01:50:51,380
Varad can't.

1416
01:50:52,600 --> 01:50:53,360
Excuse me.

1417
01:50:53,360 --> 01:51:01,380
Have you come to train? You can practice your kung fu on a wooden dummy or polish your techniques by sparring.

1418
01:51:01,900 --> 01:51:07,300
You can also test your skills in a real match. What will you do?

1419
01:51:07,620 --> 01:51:11,340
Excuse me. Thanks for the tip. I see.

1420
01:51:12,800 --> 01:51:15,080
Decent Gulag Chow by Seamus.

1421
01:51:16,360 --> 01:51:18,700
Thanks. And thanks to Owen Murphy.

1422
01:51:21,340 --> 01:51:22,360
Sorry about the echo.

1423
01:51:24,400 --> 01:51:25,160
Like that.

1424
01:51:25,700 --> 01:51:27,020
Do you want to have a match?

1425
01:51:27,860 --> 01:51:29,920
Your next opponent will be blue.

1426
01:51:29,920 --> 01:51:55,580
What's with this guy?

1427
01:51:55,580 --> 01:51:55,700
Yeah.

1428
01:51:55,700 --> 01:52:13,440
Excuse me. Thanks for the tip. I see.

1429
01:52:13,820 --> 01:52:14,380
Thanks, Owen.

1430
01:52:16,360 --> 01:52:18,440
Thank you very much. I'm glad you enjoyed the stream.

1431
01:52:18,440 --> 01:52:22,740
Chillax vibes.

1432
01:52:24,140 --> 01:52:25,220
Chillax it out, man.

1433
01:52:31,680 --> 01:52:34,620
I didn't do fucking two hours of dummy work last night.

1434
01:52:35,900 --> 01:52:37,060
For nothing.

1435
01:52:37,060 --> 01:52:37,340
For nothing.

1436
01:52:42,920 --> 01:52:44,080
What will you do?

1437
01:52:44,080 --> 01:52:47,380
I'm going to take on the next guy, even though I've only got half health.

1438
01:52:49,500 --> 01:52:50,920
Alright. Maybe not.

1439
01:52:53,620 --> 01:52:54,620
Do you want to have...

1440
01:52:54,620 --> 01:52:56,160
This time, I'll have you...

1441
01:52:56,160 --> 01:53:07,520
He's got a nice Lombardi.

1442
01:53:10,920 --> 01:53:13,280
It's a smooth Lombardi, man.

1443
01:53:15,520 --> 01:53:17,360
He's got an ultra Lombardi.

1444
01:53:19,840 --> 01:53:20,760
Lombardis.

1445
01:53:24,760 --> 01:53:25,640
Lombastard.

1446
01:53:30,580 --> 01:53:31,500
Cunt's bugged.

1447
01:53:34,620 --> 01:53:35,220
Send it.

1448
01:53:35,220 --> 01:53:47,040
Got fucked up, man.

1449
01:53:48,080 --> 01:53:49,440
He got taken out to pasture.

1450
01:53:50,880 --> 01:53:52,060
Well, well.

1451
01:53:53,140 --> 01:53:54,900
You even beat White Wolf.

1452
01:53:55,260 --> 01:53:55,540
Yeah?

1453
01:53:55,640 --> 01:53:57,560
That moves you up to fourth Dawn.

1454
01:53:58,680 --> 01:54:01,340
Did someone just drop a bomb on this shift?

1455
01:54:02,100 --> 01:54:03,880
Cause that stuff was a blast.

1456
01:54:22,880 --> 01:54:24,280
Excuse me.

1457
01:54:25,120 --> 01:54:26,280
Have you come to train?

1458
01:54:27,200 --> 01:54:28,480
You can practice your...

1459
01:54:28,480 --> 01:54:29,320
You can all...

1460
01:54:29,320 --> 01:54:30,260
What will you do?

1461
01:54:32,000 --> 01:54:33,320
Have I come to train?

1462
01:54:33,640 --> 01:54:34,920
Do you want to have a match?

1463
01:54:35,920 --> 01:54:38,700
Gold Wolf will be your opponent this time.

1464
01:54:42,740 --> 01:54:44,200
Gold Wolf is after you.

1465
01:54:45,060 --> 01:54:45,940
Fifth Wayne.

1466
01:54:45,940 --> 01:54:57,880
Kevin Murphy.

1467
01:54:57,880 --> 01:54:59,060
Seeing Yeti.

1468
01:55:07,060 --> 01:55:11,460
Imagine going into Ikea or fucking Home Store or more and going over to the beds with a bat.

1469
01:55:11,460 --> 01:55:12,460
Just going...

1470
01:55:12,460 --> 01:55:13,460
Yeti!

1471
01:55:13,460 --> 01:55:15,860
How long before the guards would be called?

1472
01:55:16,560 --> 01:55:20,600
Like, you know, it would be fucking pretty scary actually for some of the customers.

1473
01:55:20,600 --> 01:55:32,360
Home Store or more.

1474
01:55:32,460 --> 01:55:34,320
When all the Yetis are gone, they're gone.

1475
01:55:39,000 --> 01:55:39,740
Did die for him.

1476
01:55:39,740 --> 01:55:41,600
That makes you fifth to one.

1477
01:55:41,780 --> 01:55:42,040
Yeah.

1478
01:55:42,040 --> 01:55:44,100
A true testament to your efforts.

1479
01:55:44,940 --> 01:55:47,940
But there are even stronger opponents that await you.

1480
01:55:52,140 --> 01:55:52,640
What?

1481
01:55:52,740 --> 01:55:53,020
Here?

1482
01:55:53,140 --> 01:55:53,940
Or where did he say?

1483
01:55:54,120 --> 01:55:55,120
Did he say somewhere else?

1484
01:55:55,120 --> 01:56:15,880
haha did your man just tell us to go somewhere else then or to carry on there

1485
01:56:15,880 --> 01:56:22,780
with there are more twins dojo twins to take care of we're just fucking stomping

1486
01:56:22,780 --> 01:56:32,380
on these twins men we just whining them into the ground pure fucking hard when excuse me any

1487
01:56:32,380 --> 01:56:39,580
when welcome I've got the sweetest juiciest fruit in town sweetest juiciest twins in town

1488
01:56:39,580 --> 01:56:48,820
hey is there more Dwayne's down at the dojo

1489
01:56:48,820 --> 01:57:01,000
sue the dog on it 16 bunches of bananas

1490
01:57:01,000 --> 01:57:05,560
thanks again

1491
01:57:05,560 --> 01:57:09,560
excuse me have you come to train with me?

1492
01:57:09,560 --> 01:57:33,740
Excuse me.

1493
01:57:33,740 --> 01:57:35,720
Have you come to train?

1494
01:57:36,620 --> 01:57:39,280
You can practice your kung fu on a wooden dummy.

1495
01:57:39,280 --> 01:57:41,760
Or polish your techniques by sparring.

1496
01:57:42,580 --> 01:57:45,820
You can also test your skills in a real match.

1497
01:57:45,960 --> 01:57:46,780
Clean your dummy.

1498
01:57:50,960 --> 01:57:53,980
You hammered your dummy.

1499
01:57:58,000 --> 01:58:00,360
Huh?

1500
01:58:05,900 --> 01:58:07,300
Sixth Dwayne.

1501
01:58:07,300 --> 01:58:10,100
Red Dragon is a sixth Dwayne.

1502
01:58:11,920 --> 01:58:13,800
It's gonna get fucking trashed.

1503
01:58:15,840 --> 01:58:18,360
Better call the fucking garbage truck to come.

1504
01:58:19,280 --> 01:58:20,840
I'm putting out the trash.

1505
01:58:22,840 --> 01:58:23,560
Cunce fucked.

1506
01:58:26,560 --> 01:58:27,960
You've heard of yin and yang.

1507
01:58:29,180 --> 01:58:31,240
So here's fucking ying and bang.

1508
01:58:31,240 --> 01:58:58,220
Good luck.

1509
01:58:58,220 --> 01:58:58,220
Good luck.

1510
01:58:58,220 --> 01:59:03,900
Good luck.

1511
01:59:03,900 --> 01:59:03,900
Good luck.

1512
01:59:03,900 --> 01:59:04,900
Good luck.

1513
01:59:04,900 --> 01:59:07,320
Good luck.

1514
01:59:07,320 --> 01:59:09,100
You beat Red Dragon.

1515
01:59:10,200 --> 01:59:12,620
Did someone just drop a bomb on this ship?

1516
01:59:13,620 --> 01:59:15,060
Because that stuff was a blast.

1517
01:59:15,060 --> 01:59:15,840
Keep climbing.

1518
01:59:16,840 --> 01:59:17,240
Watch out.

1519
01:59:17,240 --> 01:59:17,240
Watch out.

1520
01:59:17,240 --> 01:59:17,240
Watch out.

1521
01:59:17,240 --> 01:59:18,620
There's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

1522
01:59:18,620 --> 01:59:19,100
We'll get out.

1523
01:59:23,720 --> 01:59:28,020
You're a spinning poker chip away from getting your face turned into goose meat.

1524
01:59:28,020 --> 01:59:41,040
Mads Mikkelsen.

1525
01:59:41,040 --> 01:59:41,440
Excuse me.

1526
01:59:41,440 --> 01:59:43,480
Have you come to train?

1527
01:59:44,480 --> 01:59:47,020
You can practice your kung fu on a wooden dummy.

1528
01:59:47,480 --> 01:59:49,520
Or polish your techniques by sparring.

1529
01:59:50,200 --> 01:59:51,180
Mads Mikkelsen.

1530
01:59:51,180 --> 01:59:53,600
Test your skills in a real match.

1531
01:59:56,860 --> 01:59:59,160
So, you wish to fight?

1532
01:59:59,860 --> 02:00:02,360
Black Dragon should be the perfect opponent.

1533
02:00:02,360 --> 02:00:17,300
Dwan Hayes.

1534
02:00:19,980 --> 02:00:21,400
Any crocodile.

1535
02:00:23,300 --> 02:00:24,560
Straight off the bat.

1536
02:00:27,900 --> 02:00:29,440
Lovely strike.

1537
02:00:29,440 --> 02:00:38,560
Fucking hell I'm fucking him up.

1538
02:00:39,040 --> 02:00:42,120
I should have took a few bananas before we came into this.

1539
02:00:53,120 --> 02:00:54,120
Fucking wrecked.

1540
02:00:54,120 --> 02:01:00,740
Bring on the Dwan men.

1541
02:01:02,800 --> 02:01:04,920
Fucking flange master Gash.

1542
02:01:05,720 --> 02:01:06,920
Magnificent fight.

1543
02:01:07,940 --> 02:01:09,220
You beat Black Dragon.

1544
02:01:09,760 --> 02:01:11,880
So you have been promoted in rank.

1545
02:01:12,740 --> 02:01:13,920
Keep it up, warrior.

1546
02:01:25,440 --> 02:01:26,320
Excuse me.

1547
02:01:27,060 --> 02:01:28,300
Have you come to train?

1548
02:01:29,200 --> 02:01:31,820
You can practice your Kung Fu on a wooden dummy.

1549
02:01:32,180 --> 02:01:34,320
Or polish your techniques by sparring.

1550
02:01:35,240 --> 02:01:36,180
You can also test your skills in a real match.

1551
02:01:36,180 --> 02:01:38,600
You can polish your dummy over there.

1552
02:01:39,280 --> 02:01:40,180
What will you do?

1553
02:01:40,180 --> 02:01:42,940
You can polish your dummy out back.

1554
02:01:45,320 --> 02:01:45,640
So.

1555
02:01:45,800 --> 02:01:48,380
You decided to fight, have you?

1556
02:01:48,380 --> 02:01:50,200
You shall fight Blue Dragon.

1557
02:01:50,840 --> 02:01:52,580
He's a rather strong opponent.

1558
02:01:52,580 --> 02:01:54,580
*Squeak*

1559
02:02:16,680 --> 02:02:20,600
He's got sauce. He's got sauce. He's got sauce.

1560
02:02:20,600 --> 02:02:25,600
*Squeak* I'm impressed. Don't make me laugh.

1561
02:02:31,600 --> 02:02:33,600
You're no simple opponent.

1562
02:02:39,600 --> 02:02:41,600
He stopped that tickle!

1563
02:02:43,600 --> 02:02:45,600
*Squeak* Just!

1564
02:02:49,600 --> 02:02:50,600
He's tasty.

1565
02:02:57,600 --> 02:02:58,600
He's got a bit of pep.

1566
02:03:06,600 --> 02:03:08,600
He's got a clean your domino.

1567
02:03:08,600 --> 02:03:12,600
*Squeak* In other words, you need to train more.

1568
02:03:18,600 --> 02:03:21,600
I don't think I have to train more. I nearly had him.

1569
02:03:26,600 --> 02:03:39,600
I'm gonna fucking take him now. Excuse me. Have you- you can pr- you can- what will you do? So, it is a fight you seek, Blue Dra-

1570
02:03:39,600 --> 02:03:58,600
Come on, come on.

1571
02:03:58,600 --> 02:04:21,600
You're no simple opponent.

1572
02:04:21,600 --> 02:04:44,600
He's got sauce. He's got sauce. He's been cooking for quite some time.

1573
02:04:44,600 --> 02:05:00,600
It seems you lack the foundations of a fighter. Use the wooden dummy to work on your kung fu and improve your techniques. In other words, you need to train more. Clean your dummy!

1574
02:05:00,600 --> 02:05:02,600
*Humming*

1575
02:05:02,600 --> 02:05:04,600
*Mario's voice*

1576
02:05:04,600 --> 02:05:06,600
*Mario's voice*

1577
02:05:06,600 --> 02:05:08,600
*Mario's voice*

1578
02:05:08,600 --> 02:05:09,600
*Mario's voice*

1579
02:05:09,600 --> 02:05:10,600
Hmm.

1580
02:05:10,600 --> 02:05:14,600
*Mario's voice*

1581
02:05:14,600 --> 02:05:16,600
*Mario's voice*

1582
02:05:23,600 --> 02:05:25,600
*Mario's voice*

1583
02:05:25,600 --> 02:05:27,600
Uh, Wu Shenhal if we can.

1584
02:05:27,600 --> 02:05:28,600
Wu Shenhal if we can.

1585
02:05:28,600 --> 02:05:31,600
Multiple, multiple matches possible Wu Shenhal.

1586
02:05:31,600 --> 02:05:32,600
*Mario's voice*

1587
02:05:32,600 --> 02:05:35,360
I swear to God, you're not giving me a hard stance.

1588
02:05:35,360 --> 02:05:37,360
Yeah, I swear to God.

1589
02:05:37,360 --> 02:06:07,340
I swear to God.

1590
02:06:07,340 --> 02:06:12,160
Where could you bet on fights?

1591
02:06:12,160 --> 02:06:32,460
There's no paddy power in China.

1592
02:06:32,460 --> 02:06:33,460
Okay.

1593
02:06:33,460 --> 02:06:34,460
Glad.

1594
02:06:34,460 --> 02:06:35,460
Glad.

1595
02:06:35,460 --> 02:06:42,460
Glad.

1596
02:06:42,460 --> 02:06:43,460
Glad.

1597
02:06:43,460 --> 02:06:44,460
Glad.

1598
02:06:44,460 --> 02:06:45,460
Glad.

1599
02:06:45,460 --> 02:06:46,460
Glad.

1600
02:06:46,460 --> 02:06:47,460
Glad.

1601
02:06:47,460 --> 02:06:48,460
Glad.

1602
02:06:48,460 --> 02:06:48,460
Glad.

1603
02:06:48,460 --> 02:06:48,460
Thanks again.

1604
02:06:50,460 --> 02:06:51,460
Thanks.

1605
02:06:51,460 --> 02:06:52,460
Thanks again.

1606
02:06:52,460 --> 02:06:53,460
Thanks.

1607
02:06:53,460 --> 02:06:53,460
Thanks again.

1608
02:06:53,460 --> 02:06:53,460
Six.

1609
02:06:53,460 --> 02:06:54,460
Really lobe is at the crack gold.

1610
02:06:54,460 --> 02:07:03,200
Thanks again.

1611
02:07:10,680 --> 02:07:11,320
Six.

1612
02:07:18,800 --> 02:07:19,580
Really, Lobe?

1613
02:07:19,600 --> 02:07:20,280
Is that the crack?

1614
02:07:20,580 --> 02:07:20,980
Gold?

1615
02:07:21,100 --> 02:07:22,280
And who am I fighting now?

1616
02:07:22,380 --> 02:07:23,860
Am I fighting Gold Dragon?

1617
02:07:23,940 --> 02:07:24,540
Is that who I'm...

1618
02:07:24,540 --> 02:07:25,740
I'm fighting Blue Dragon.

1619
02:07:26,120 --> 02:07:28,120
Also, I fought Gold Dragon.

1620
02:07:30,260 --> 02:07:31,240
And I bet him.

1621
02:07:31,360 --> 02:07:32,060
So now it's done.

1622
02:07:32,220 --> 02:07:34,560
Now all I need to do is go to the Fisher Lads.

1623
02:07:37,120 --> 02:07:37,520
Cool.

1624
02:07:37,760 --> 02:07:38,640
Thanks for the tip.

1625
02:07:42,200 --> 02:07:43,940
Saved me a lot of Yeti there, man.

1626
02:07:43,940 --> 02:07:46,740
It was going to be a late night Yeti affair.

1627
02:07:47,360 --> 02:07:49,460
Probably would have been Yeti for the next hour.

1628
02:07:53,420 --> 02:08:02,280
Wrong way.

1629
02:08:03,280 --> 02:08:03,860
I think.

1630
02:08:07,460 --> 02:08:08,040
Right way.

1631
02:08:12,100 --> 02:08:14,280
You know, we'll get down there and now it'll be time to go to bed.

1632
02:08:14,280 --> 02:08:44,260
*music*

1633
02:08:44,260 --> 02:08:46,260
*music*

1634
02:08:53,640 --> 02:09:05,320
John Sharks, thanks for the tip. Thank you for the tip. That was nice. Thank you, John. Thank you for your tip. Very much.

1635
02:09:09,820 --> 02:09:11,820
Send it. Send it.

1636
02:09:11,820 --> 02:09:16,460
that's what bleeding blue and white

1637
02:09:16,460 --> 02:09:18,840
that's what bleeding blue and white

1638
02:09:18,840 --> 02:09:21,380
Zurich

1639
02:09:21,380 --> 02:09:29,040
drive time

1640
02:09:29,040 --> 02:09:31,300
sponsored by Zurich

1641
02:09:31,300 --> 02:09:35,180
secure your future now

1642
02:09:35,180 --> 02:09:37,100
with a pension from Zurich

1643
02:09:37,100 --> 02:09:39,080
Zurich life

1644
02:09:39,080 --> 02:10:06,280
thanks very much John Shucks

1645
02:10:06,280 --> 02:10:10,280
your tip there

1646
02:10:10,280 --> 02:10:20,280
back on this now

1647
02:10:20,280 --> 02:10:23,080
Excuse me.

1648
02:10:23,900 --> 02:10:24,160
Hmm?

1649
02:10:27,400 --> 02:10:28,860
Uh, hi.

1650
02:10:29,780 --> 02:10:30,440
Are you ready?

1651
02:10:31,160 --> 02:10:31,720
For?

1652
02:10:32,480 --> 02:10:34,000
Kung fu, naturally.

1653
02:10:34,660 --> 02:10:37,920
You cannot learn kung fu without training hard.

1654
02:10:38,340 --> 02:10:40,360
But you must also know yourself.

1655
02:10:44,540 --> 02:10:45,600
I know.

1656
02:10:46,300 --> 02:10:49,420
Prove that you know by keeping up with me.

1657
02:10:49,420 --> 02:10:50,780
Got me.

1658
02:10:51,440 --> 02:10:52,320
Thanks for the tip.

1659
02:10:52,880 --> 02:10:53,700
I see.

1660
02:10:54,520 --> 02:10:55,560
Thanks for the tip.

1661
02:10:55,700 --> 02:10:57,740
Just tip from my Zurich to yours.

1662
02:10:57,860 --> 02:10:58,480
Thanks very much.

1663
02:10:59,740 --> 02:11:04,640
I haven't seen the video as well, John Shox, that you're talking about, but I'll have a look.

1664
02:11:10,740 --> 02:11:11,620
Shady boys.

1665
02:11:13,940 --> 02:11:15,220
Uh, hi.

1666
02:11:15,220 --> 02:11:18,220
I don't know what your circumstances are.

1667
02:11:19,060 --> 02:11:20,980
But surely you have something to do.

1668
02:11:21,880 --> 02:11:25,960
Training and hard work alone will not grant you what you seek.

1669
02:11:26,860 --> 02:11:27,340
Yes.

1670
02:11:40,140 --> 02:11:42,140
So where am I going? So...

1671
02:11:42,140 --> 02:11:44,140
Hmm...

1672
02:11:44,140 --> 02:11:48,140
*Squeak*

1673
02:11:48,140 --> 02:12:14,800
The duality of real.

1674
02:12:14,800 --> 02:12:24,960
Ding Shung Wang.

1675
02:12:24,960 --> 02:12:26,020
Excuse me.

1676
02:12:26,180 --> 02:12:27,180
Fisherman of the War.

1677
02:12:27,180 --> 02:12:32,080
There's something I want to ask.

1678
02:12:33,940 --> 02:12:36,260
Do you know where the martial artists here like together?

1679
02:12:37,060 --> 02:12:39,140
I dabbled in it when I was younger.

1680
02:12:39,540 --> 02:12:41,620
Used to practice at Liu Ha Ha.

1681
02:12:42,340 --> 02:12:43,220
I see.

1682
02:12:43,220 --> 02:12:45,220
Okay.

1683
02:12:59,220 --> 02:13:02,500
Strange, strange old situation to be honest.

1684
02:13:02,500 --> 02:13:23,000
Why just race a little turtle there for a minute?

1685
02:13:23,000 --> 02:13:24,500
Just to get the...

1686
02:13:24,500 --> 02:13:28,440
The chaos meter back.

1687
02:13:30,620 --> 02:13:31,800
Turtle race, huh?

1688
02:13:31,800 --> 02:13:35,120
This isn't your first turtle rodeo, is it?

1689
02:13:35,720 --> 02:13:37,580
Good that I don't have to explain the rules.

1690
02:13:37,820 --> 02:13:38,320
Go and play.

1691
02:13:39,980 --> 02:13:40,820
Let's do it.

1692
02:13:53,200 --> 02:13:55,580
Welcome to the turtle race.

1693
02:13:55,880 --> 02:13:57,960
Put your money on a turtle's face.

1694
02:13:58,280 --> 02:13:59,060
Make him run.

1695
02:13:59,480 --> 02:14:00,240
Make him run.

1696
02:14:00,240 --> 02:14:01,560
Fast as he can.

1697
02:14:01,560 --> 02:14:02,620
Can't even run.

1698
02:14:06,020 --> 02:14:07,620
Racing turtles is class.

1699
02:14:08,760 --> 02:14:10,200
It's not cruelty.

1700
02:14:10,880 --> 02:14:12,220
Racing turtles is fun.

1701
02:14:13,600 --> 02:14:14,580
For a bit.

1702
02:14:18,160 --> 02:14:20,180
You can make some money with it.

1703
02:14:25,060 --> 02:14:36,000
Make your turn go faster by tapping square, circle, and X2, X2, X2, square, square, square, square, square.

1704
02:14:41,460 --> 02:14:42,580
Come on, you got.

1705
02:14:43,480 --> 02:14:44,600
Come on, you got.

1706
02:14:45,940 --> 02:14:46,920
Come on, you got.

1707
02:14:46,920 --> 02:14:50,240
Faster, faster.

1708
02:14:50,900 --> 02:14:51,700
Come on, you got.

1709
02:14:52,680 --> 02:14:54,360
Faster, faster.

1710
02:14:55,500 --> 02:14:56,400
Come on, Spud.

1711
02:14:57,960 --> 02:14:59,040
Come on, Terzal.

1712
02:15:01,460 --> 02:15:02,420
Terzal, man.

1713
02:15:06,420 --> 02:15:07,440
Terzal, speed.

1714
02:15:08,320 --> 02:15:09,140
Terzal, speed.

1715
02:15:10,760 --> 02:15:11,800
Terzal, speed.

1716
02:15:14,660 --> 02:15:15,700
Terzal, speed.

1717
02:15:15,700 --> 02:15:22,980
Come on.

1718
02:15:23,520 --> 02:15:23,920
Come on.

1719
02:15:28,920 --> 02:15:29,560
Fucking hell.

1720
02:15:37,560 --> 02:15:40,560
Come on, you cunt.

1721
02:15:41,020 --> 02:15:41,880
Come on, you cunt.

1722
02:15:41,880 --> 02:15:45,240
I fucking lost.

1723
02:15:45,240 --> 02:15:45,300
Fuck.

1724
02:15:45,300 --> 02:15:47,300
Fuck.

1725
02:15:47,300 --> 02:15:49,300
Fuck.

1726
02:15:49,300 --> 02:15:51,300
Fuck.

1727
02:15:51,300 --> 02:15:53,300
Fuck.

1728
02:15:53,300 --> 02:15:55,300
Fuck.

1729
02:15:55,300 --> 02:15:57,300
Fuck.

1730
02:15:57,300 --> 02:15:59,300
Fuck.

1731
02:15:59,300 --> 02:16:01,300
Fuck.

1732
02:16:01,300 --> 02:16:03,300
Fuck.

1733
02:16:03,300 --> 02:16:05,300
Fuck.

1734
02:16:05,300 --> 02:16:07,300
Fuck.

1735
02:16:07,300 --> 02:16:09,300
Fuck.

1736
02:16:09,300 --> 02:16:11,300
Fuck.

1737
02:16:11,300 --> 02:16:13,300
Fuck.

1738
02:16:13,300 --> 02:16:15,300
Fuck.

1739
02:16:15,300 --> 02:16:17,300
Fuck.

1740
02:16:17,300 --> 02:16:19,300
Fuck.

1741
02:16:19,300 --> 02:16:21,300
Fuck.

1742
02:16:21,300 --> 02:16:23,300
Fuck.

1743
02:16:23,300 --> 02:16:25,300
Fuck.

1744
02:16:25,300 --> 02:16:27,300
Excuse me.

1745
02:16:27,300 --> 02:16:29,300
Thanks for the tip.

1746
02:16:29,300 --> 02:16:30,300
I see.

1747
02:16:30,300 --> 02:16:31,300
Mark Dagen, thank you.

1748
02:16:31,300 --> 02:16:32,300
For the tip.

1749
02:16:32,300 --> 02:16:34,300
So sound of you.

1750
02:16:34,300 --> 02:16:36,300
Thanks for watching everyone.

1751
02:16:37,300 --> 02:16:39,300
But I'm fucked.

1752
02:16:39,300 --> 02:16:41,300
Gonna have to head to the sack.

1753
02:16:41,300 --> 02:16:43,300
Get some sleep.

1754
02:16:45,300 --> 02:16:46,300
Blin's gay.

1755
02:16:46,300 --> 02:16:47,300
Excuse me.

1756
02:16:47,300 --> 02:16:48,300
Excuse me.

1757
02:16:48,300 --> 02:16:49,300
Thanks for the tip.

1758
02:16:49,300 --> 02:16:50,300
Pat the tipper is on the case.

1759
02:16:50,300 --> 02:16:51,300
I see.

1760
02:16:51,300 --> 02:16:53,300
Thanks very much, Pat the tipper.

1761
02:16:53,300 --> 02:16:54,300
Mark Dagen too.

1762
02:16:54,300 --> 02:16:58,300
And everybody, I'm talking to you, you, you, you, and you.

1763
02:16:58,300 --> 02:16:59,300
You know it's true.

1764
02:16:59,300 --> 02:17:00,300
You know it's true.

1765
02:17:00,300 --> 02:17:02,300
Goodnight and God bless.

1766
02:17:03,300 --> 02:17:05,300
Goodnight and God bless.

1767
02:17:05,300 --> 02:17:07,300
Goodnight and God bless.

1768
02:17:07,300 --> 02:17:09,300
Oh yeah.

1769
02:17:09,300 --> 02:17:09,300
Oh yeah.

1770
02:17:09,300 --> 02:17:10,300
These hot dogs taste so good.

1771
02:17:10,300 --> 02:17:11,300
Get them while they're hot.

1772
02:17:11,300 --> 02:17:12,300
Hot dogs taste so nice.

1773
02:17:12,300 --> 02:17:13,300
Try them out.

1774
02:17:13,300 --> 02:17:14,300
You won't be disappointed.

1775
02:17:14,300 --> 02:17:30,300
These hot dogs taste so good! Get them while they're hot! Hot dogs taste so nice! Try them out! You won't be disappointed!

1776
02:17:30,300 --> 02:17:51,800
Good luck!
